CobertMTG
@cobertmtg.bsky.social
Magic Content Creator | Sound Designer | #MTGOCreator | 💍 @peachypopcos.bsky.social | PFP: @myhandsareblank.bsky.social | 📧: cobertmtg@gmail.com
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This unironically looks like the menus at half the bars in downtown Seattle
7 x homo fries and IKY platter please. Keep the change. 😘
February 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
This unironically looks like the menus at half the bars in downtown Seattle
>write a post about disliking unnecessary discourse
>check replies
>discourse
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>discourse
I can tell we’re all bored because everyone seems to suddenly have extremely strong opinions about a small art easter egg on a random uncommon
February 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
>write a post about disliking unnecessary discourse
>check replies
>discourse
>check replies
>discourse
I can tell we’re all bored because everyone seems to suddenly have extremely strong opinions about a small art easter egg on a random uncommon
February 19, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I can tell we’re all bored because everyone seems to suddenly have extremely strong opinions about a small art easter egg on a random uncommon
I've been refining my team for Seattle's Pokemon Regional Championships and it struck me this morning how insane this looks.
I look like I'm trading stocks lmao
I look like I'm trading stocks lmao
February 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I've been refining my team for Seattle's Pokemon Regional Championships and it struck me this morning how insane this looks.
I look like I'm trading stocks lmao
I look like I'm trading stocks lmao
Reposted by CobertMTG
Hi all,
Due to the events transpiring in Minnesota, we've had to make some unexpected adjustments to our original programming plan. We hope that redistributing these resources to other areas will help ensure Shoebox is the best community event it can be, even during this uncertain time. 💖
Due to the events transpiring in Minnesota, we've had to make some unexpected adjustments to our original programming plan. We hope that redistributing these resources to other areas will help ensure Shoebox is the best community event it can be, even during this uncertain time. 💖
February 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Hi all,
Due to the events transpiring in Minnesota, we've had to make some unexpected adjustments to our original programming plan. We hope that redistributing these resources to other areas will help ensure Shoebox is the best community event it can be, even during this uncertain time. 💖
Due to the events transpiring in Minnesota, we've had to make some unexpected adjustments to our original programming plan. We hope that redistributing these resources to other areas will help ensure Shoebox is the best community event it can be, even during this uncertain time. 💖
The man will never know peace
February 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The man will never know peace
I'm trying to see her feet in MY future
>EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
>EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm trying to see her feet in MY future
>EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
>EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
THE FLAVOR TEXT IS ALSO UNCLEAR I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MEANS A BOOK ABOUT FIGHTING NINJAS OR A BOOK ABOUT NINJA FIGHTING STYLES
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
THE FLAVOR TEXT IS ALSO UNCLEAR I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MEANS A BOOK ABOUT FIGHTING NINJAS OR A BOOK ABOUT NINJA FIGHTING STYLES
This is unbelievably nitpicky but I hate the name of this card because it's unclear if it means that he is destroying ninjas or if it means he is a ninja who is also a destroyer
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This is unbelievably nitpicky but I hate the name of this card because it's unclear if it means that he is destroying ninjas or if it means he is a ninja who is also a destroyer
Every new word in this sentence raised the internal temperature of my skull by .1 degrees
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Every new word in this sentence raised the internal temperature of my skull by .1 degrees
I know @peachypopcos.bsky.social is now officially a VGC player because she was up until 2:30 testing teams last night and shook me awake and said "the answer was to play Incineroar"
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I know @peachypopcos.bsky.social is now officially a VGC player because she was up until 2:30 testing teams last night and shook me awake and said "the answer was to play Incineroar"
New card for lesbians to send to their crush and say “us” just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
New card for lesbians to send to their crush and say “us” just dropped
You, weak aura: Here’s my collection of power 9!!!
Me, powerful aura: Here’s my collection of Delta airplane trading cards, including the 2026 Winter Olympics A350
Me, powerful aura: Here’s my collection of Delta airplane trading cards, including the 2026 Winter Olympics A350
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You, weak aura: Here’s my collection of power 9!!!
Me, powerful aura: Here’s my collection of Delta airplane trading cards, including the 2026 Winter Olympics A350
Me, powerful aura: Here’s my collection of Delta airplane trading cards, including the 2026 Winter Olympics A350
Thinking about becoming one of those people who listens to YouTube Shorts on their phone at 100% volume in crowded public areas
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Thinking about becoming one of those people who listens to YouTube Shorts on their phone at 100% volume in crowded public areas
Magic the Gathering? The only Magic I’ll be Gathering is in my study…
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Magic the Gathering? The only Magic I’ll be Gathering is in my study…
Happy Valentine’s Day to my sweet peach, my perfect wife, the other half of my soul @peachypopcos.bsky.social
I’m going to fucking Get Her™️
I’m going to fucking Get Her™️
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to my sweet peach, my perfect wife, the other half of my soul @peachypopcos.bsky.social
I’m going to fucking Get Her™️
I’m going to fucking Get Her™️
Oh wow what a cute Valentines Day donut! They called it Cupid’s Delight, I wonder why-
….oh
….oh
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Oh wow what a cute Valentines Day donut! They called it Cupid’s Delight, I wonder why-
….oh
….oh
I’ve been back in Connecticut for 2 days and I’ve gotten to have my favorite pizza in the world, visited a giant pinball distribution warehouse, and played Street Fighter in New Haven.
You people wish you were me.
You people wish you were me.
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’ve been back in Connecticut for 2 days and I’ve gotten to have my favorite pizza in the world, visited a giant pinball distribution warehouse, and played Street Fighter in New Haven.
You people wish you were me.
You people wish you were me.
Doing my best @myhandsareblank.bsky.social cosplay this morning
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Doing my best @myhandsareblank.bsky.social cosplay this morning
Reposted by CobertMTG
I need @magic.wizards.com to understand how bad an idea this would be.
Not only would this piss off a large portion of your audience (some of who may never play the game again) but this would also be a huge slap in the face to those in the internal teams who do not support this.
Not only would this piss off a large portion of your audience (some of who may never play the game again) but this would also be a huge slap in the face to those in the internal teams who do not support this.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I need @magic.wizards.com to understand how bad an idea this would be.
Not only would this piss off a large portion of your audience (some of who may never play the game again) but this would also be a huge slap in the face to those in the internal teams who do not support this.
Not only would this piss off a large portion of your audience (some of who may never play the game again) but this would also be a huge slap in the face to those in the internal teams who do not support this.
IT HAPPENED
THE PROPHECY
THE PROPHECY
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
IT HAPPENED
THE PROPHECY
THE PROPHECY
Good forbid a girl save big money at Menards
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Good forbid a girl save big money at Menards