President Zaphod Beeblebrox I
@zappybeebs.bsky.social
Former Galactic President | semi-third cousin of Ford Prefect | Hoch die Anarchie
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me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
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fuck yeah we should see if we can get them to k
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
fuck yeah we should see if we can get them to k
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Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
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January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Department of Homeland Security is worried about people with "class-based or economic grievances," per its annual threat assessment (leaked to me):
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
Leaked Doc: Homeland Security's Domestic Terror Obsession
Forget Greenland; the American public are the real target
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Department of Homeland Security is worried about people with "class-based or economic grievances," per its annual threat assessment (leaked to me):
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how.
January 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how.
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"Nuts!"
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
"Nuts!"
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In the grand scheme this is not the most important thing that happened today.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
In the grand scheme this is not the most important thing that happened today.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
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So many. This made me cry.
Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
So many. This made me cry.
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I know it’s deeply parasocial but somehow I know without a shadow of a doubt that Charlie Kirk was not a good father or husband. I grew up around conservative dudes just like him with itchy trigger fingers and they always show the worst parts to their family.
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I know it’s deeply parasocial but somehow I know without a shadow of a doubt that Charlie Kirk was not a good father or husband. I grew up around conservative dudes just like him with itchy trigger fingers and they always show the worst parts to their family.
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sir what kind of technique is this
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 AM
sir what kind of technique is this
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
As a queer person, I think it’s fitting to grant a blanket f-slur pass to anyone yelling at ICE
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
As a queer person, I think it’s fitting to grant a blanket f-slur pass to anyone yelling at ICE
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if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
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I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.
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Tips for new adoptive dog owners:
Leave a drag leash on, you can step on it to prevent door darting or other behaviors.
Let it explore on its own terms; give it a safe space (crate, room) to decompress.
Practice consent petting rather than smothering it with attention.
Learn @ rule of 3s.
Leave a drag leash on, you can step on it to prevent door darting or other behaviors.
Let it explore on its own terms; give it a safe space (crate, room) to decompress.
Practice consent petting rather than smothering it with attention.
Learn @ rule of 3s.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tips for new adoptive dog owners:
Leave a drag leash on, you can step on it to prevent door darting or other behaviors.
Let it explore on its own terms; give it a safe space (crate, room) to decompress.
Practice consent petting rather than smothering it with attention.
Learn @ rule of 3s.
Leave a drag leash on, you can step on it to prevent door darting or other behaviors.
Let it explore on its own terms; give it a safe space (crate, room) to decompress.
Practice consent petting rather than smothering it with attention.
Learn @ rule of 3s.
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of course an ICE agent shooting a woman didn't "take the bait", that's a tragedy we have to Wait For The System to handle. did you hear someone broke a window? Scandalous.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
of course an ICE agent shooting a woman didn't "take the bait", that's a tragedy we have to Wait For The System to handle. did you hear someone broke a window? Scandalous.
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the first candidate to run in a program of mass imprisoning AI company executives will earn my vote
"To all the haters out there, keep it up. It's working."
—@davidgerard.co.uk
—@davidgerard.co.uk
US voters hate AI — and politicians are noticing
YouTube video by Pivot to AI
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January 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
the first candidate to run in a program of mass imprisoning AI company executives will earn my vote
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good