Alex Dubois
@zamb4.bsky.social
It's my hot body, I do what I want
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
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starting an Only Enemies, where my Haters can subscribe to watch me do shit like trip over my own pants and lose my keys inside of my own home
May 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
starting an Only Enemies, where my Haters can subscribe to watch me do shit like trip over my own pants and lose my keys inside of my own home
80s kid midlife crisis
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
80s kid midlife crisis
happy new year you guys!
December 31, 2024 at 5:40 PM
happy new year you guys!
right thats it no more eating just fruit for me
[moments later]
this comté and gammon is cracking with mustard here try
[moments later]
this comté and gammon is cracking with mustard here try
December 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
right thats it no more eating just fruit for me
[moments later]
this comté and gammon is cracking with mustard here try
[moments later]
this comté and gammon is cracking with mustard here try
easing into elasticated loungewear I do not intend to get out of until January
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
easing into elasticated loungewear I do not intend to get out of until January
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You call it Witness Protection, I call it Hide and Seek.
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
You call it Witness Protection, I call it Hide and Seek.
good news insomniacs only three more sleep till Christmas
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 AM
good news insomniacs only three more sleep till Christmas
BREAKING: the hot assassin is Taurean
Luigi Mangione's birth chart for those interested.
🌞 Taurus 🌚 Virgo ⬆️ currently unknown
🌞 Taurus 🌚 Virgo ⬆️ currently unknown
December 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
BREAKING: the hot assassin is Taurean
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Do one thing every day that scares people.
December 9, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Do one thing every day that scares people.
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If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
@clarenceb.bsky.social your cats name is truly majestic 🤌💋
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 AM
@clarenceb.bsky.social your cats name is truly majestic 🤌💋
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yeah I might have horrible opinions but look at my little face 🥹
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
yeah I might have horrible opinions but look at my little face 🥹
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guided meditation
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
guided meditation
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
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Who called it thrift store shopping and not Goodwill Hunting?
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Who called it thrift store shopping and not Goodwill Hunting?
I wonder if Akon ever did find the words to describe that girl without being disrespectful
November 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I wonder if Akon ever did find the words to describe that girl without being disrespectful
Banged Up Abroad is my favourite ill on the sofa telly even I don't feel as sorry for myself as Miss Cocaine Knickers here
November 30, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Banged Up Abroad is my favourite ill on the sofa telly even I don't feel as sorry for myself as Miss Cocaine Knickers here
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Hot people change their Avi whenever they feel like it. The rest of us find that one nice pic and just stick with it for 7 years
November 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Hot people change their Avi whenever they feel like it. The rest of us find that one nice pic and just stick with it for 7 years
What would be the title of your shit self help book?
November 28, 2024 at 10:38 AM
What would be the title of your shit self help book?