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Alex Dubois
@zamb4.bsky.social
It's my hot body, I do what I want
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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starting an Only Enemies, where my Haters can subscribe to watch me do shit like trip over my own pants and lose my keys inside of my own home
May 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
80s kid midlife crisis
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Best to say NADA in round one #Traitors
January 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
happy new year you guys!
December 31, 2024 at 5:40 PM
right thats it no more eating just fruit for me

[moments later]

this comté and gammon is cracking with mustard here try
December 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
easing into elasticated loungewear I do not intend to get out of until January
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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You call it Witness Protection, I call it Hide and Seek.
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
good news insomniacs only three more sleep till Christmas
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 AM
BREAKING: the hot assassin is Taurean
Luigi Mangione's birth chart for those interested.
🌞 Taurus 🌚 Virgo ⬆️ currently unknown
December 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Do one thing every day that scares people.
December 9, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
@clarenceb.bsky.social your cats name is truly majestic 🤌💋
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
yeah I might have horrible opinions but look at my little face 🥹
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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guided meditation

Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Who called it thrift store shopping and not Goodwill Hunting?
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
morning, sluts!
December 2, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I wonder if Akon ever did find the words to describe that girl without being disrespectful
November 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Banged Up Abroad is my favourite ill on the sofa telly even I don't feel as sorry for myself as Miss Cocaine Knickers here
November 30, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Hot people change their Avi whenever they feel like it. The rest of us find that one nice pic and just stick with it for 7 years
November 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
What would be the title of your shit self help book?
November 28, 2024 at 10:38 AM