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Benny Profane
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I was ionized, but I'm ok now.
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this law contains the maximum amount of America
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The Democrats are Sideshow Bob and they’re just so fucking committed to stepping on as many rakes as possible. Left wing populism is the only thing to beat Trump and MAGA, not centrist Democratic bullshit.

Enjoy irrelevancy, Democratic Party.
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Christ Twitter is a cesspool now. Fully moved over here. Fuck that place and fuck that asshole Elon Musk right in the neck
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Elon’s definitely never been to a parent-teacher conference
Has either of these guys been inside a US classroom?
September 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
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The Nazis are celebrating tonight.
September 5, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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I'm going to be honest I still dont really know who Dylan Mulvaney is. She invented bud light i think
August 28, 2023 at 2:16 AM
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just like any painfully unfunny person obsessed with being perceived as funny, he is perfectly capable of it just only when he’s trying to make a very serious point
“No fog of war, no technology tree” still makes me laugh
August 20, 2023 at 11:17 PM
10 films to know me (no order)

Let the Right One In (2008)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Heat (1995)
In the Mood for Love (2000)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Devil’s Backbone (2001)
10 films to know me (alphabetical order)
The Devils (1971)
High and Low (1963)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
Persona (1966)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Spin (1995)
The Thing (1982)
Total Recall (1990)
Twice Upon a Time (1983)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Wake in Fright (1971)
August 19, 2023 at 6:17 AM
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Yeah but Philly gave us Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is like the '86 Mets of this division
Trump's about to be under indictment in every NL East city except for Philadelphia
August 15, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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August 5, 2023 at 7:44 AM
It’s going to be a nightmare when I get back to teaching in a couple of weeks and have to listen to a small, but vocal group of Elon stans try to defend the next horrific thing he does next.
July 28, 2023 at 12:33 AM
I too crave the forbidden malört
marlo.ooo marlo @marlo.ooo · Jun 20
if you want to see the baseball malört here it is
July 25, 2023 at 5:36 AM
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This man has put me on the side of landlords, cops and Mark Zuckerberg by default, he is an evil sorcerer
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I already miss New York.
July 9, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Evergreen sentiment.
July 6, 2023 at 5:05 AM
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Just remembered when @lessthankyle.bsky.social mailed me this shirt with no note or identifying information whatsoever
July 5, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I exist.
July 6, 2023 at 1:17 AM