Benny Profane
@yoyodyneinc.bsky.social
I was ionized, but I'm ok now.
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this law contains the maximum amount of America
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
this law contains the maximum amount of America
The Democrats are Sideshow Bob and they’re just so fucking committed to stepping on as many rakes as possible. Left wing populism is the only thing to beat Trump and MAGA, not centrist Democratic bullshit.
Enjoy irrelevancy, Democratic Party.
Enjoy irrelevancy, Democratic Party.
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The Democrats are Sideshow Bob and they’re just so fucking committed to stepping on as many rakes as possible. Left wing populism is the only thing to beat Trump and MAGA, not centrist Democratic bullshit.
Enjoy irrelevancy, Democratic Party.
Enjoy irrelevancy, Democratic Party.
Christ Twitter is a cesspool now. Fully moved over here. Fuck that place and fuck that asshole Elon Musk right in the neck
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Christ Twitter is a cesspool now. Fully moved over here. Fuck that place and fuck that asshole Elon Musk right in the neck
Elon’s definitely never been to a parent-teacher conference
September 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Elon’s definitely never been to a parent-teacher conference
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The Nazis are celebrating tonight.
September 5, 2023 at 3:49 AM
The Nazis are celebrating tonight.
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I'm going to be honest I still dont really know who Dylan Mulvaney is. She invented bud light i think
August 28, 2023 at 2:16 AM
I'm going to be honest I still dont really know who Dylan Mulvaney is. She invented bud light i think
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just like any painfully unfunny person obsessed with being perceived as funny, he is perfectly capable of it just only when he’s trying to make a very serious point
August 20, 2023 at 11:17 PM
just like any painfully unfunny person obsessed with being perceived as funny, he is perfectly capable of it just only when he’s trying to make a very serious point
10 films to know me (no order)
Let the Right One In (2008)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Heat (1995)
In the Mood for Love (2000)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Devil’s Backbone (2001)
Let the Right One In (2008)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Heat (1995)
In the Mood for Love (2000)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Devil’s Backbone (2001)
10 films to know me (alphabetical order)
The Devils (1971)
High and Low (1963)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
Persona (1966)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Spin (1995)
The Thing (1982)
Total Recall (1990)
Twice Upon a Time (1983)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Wake in Fright (1971)
The Devils (1971)
High and Low (1963)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
Persona (1966)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Spin (1995)
The Thing (1982)
Total Recall (1990)
Twice Upon a Time (1983)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Wake in Fright (1971)
August 19, 2023 at 6:17 AM
10 films to know me (no order)
Let the Right One In (2008)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Heat (1995)
In the Mood for Love (2000)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Devil’s Backbone (2001)
Let the Right One In (2008)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Heat (1995)
In the Mood for Love (2000)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Devil’s Backbone (2001)
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Yeah but Philly gave us Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is like the '86 Mets of this division
Trump's about to be under indictment in every NL East city except for Philadelphia
August 15, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Yeah but Philly gave us Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is like the '86 Mets of this division
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It’s going to be a nightmare when I get back to teaching in a couple of weeks and have to listen to a small, but vocal group of Elon stans try to defend the next horrific thing he does next.
July 28, 2023 at 12:33 AM
It’s going to be a nightmare when I get back to teaching in a couple of weeks and have to listen to a small, but vocal group of Elon stans try to defend the next horrific thing he does next.
I too crave the forbidden malört
if you want to see the baseball malört here it is
July 25, 2023 at 5:36 AM
I too crave the forbidden malört
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This man has put me on the side of landlords, cops and Mark Zuckerberg by default, he is an evil sorcerer
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
This man has put me on the side of landlords, cops and Mark Zuckerberg by default, he is an evil sorcerer
I already miss New York.
July 9, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I already miss New York.
Evergreen sentiment.
July 6, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Evergreen sentiment.
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
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Just remembered when @lessthankyle.bsky.social mailed me this shirt with no note or identifying information whatsoever
July 5, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Just remembered when @lessthankyle.bsky.social mailed me this shirt with no note or identifying information whatsoever