“Bacon, cheese and egg”

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

Pritzker obviously has noticed the crown lying in the gutter, but it’s reassuring that he seems to genuinely hate the people who have brought us here and those who would look the other way

This is how 60-70% of American adults think about housing markets.

Trump is the natural result of a modern culture in which adulthood, or any exhortation to seriously weigh issues, is viewed as offensively elitist, and any attempt to challenge someone is viewed as an attack on and judgement of them. Adults who fight over kids' cartoons created Trump.

Everyone Who Knows Anything About This Told Me I Am A Credulous Rube Asking Stupid Questions. But What Do They Know?

biggest divide in american politics is not between left or right. its between people who believe adulthood requires self-discipline and those who do not

Sir it seems that our strategy of replacing all of the professional government employees and experts with internet trolls and sex offenders is not going as well as expected

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Rumors are circulating that Hegseth plans to deploy a naval ship whose sole purpose is to make, store, and provide him specifically with vodka

They're not fascists, they just think we're in a state of exception due to the pollution of the polity and citizen body by undesirable racial elements whose removal is of such paramount importance that it transcends the dictates of the law, justified by their embodiment of the Will of the People.

Either the U.S. government *is* able to exert monetary and diplomatic pressure on El Salvador sufficient to produce Abrego Garcia’s release, or it isn’t.

The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.

there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words

I don't really have anything especially profound to say, but yeah man this is it. They won't obey even the most milquetoast SCOTUS orders and are talking about sending US citizens to foreign gulags. It's happened here.

The tariffs are about reshoring manufacturing jobs. Except for this highly sophisticated product class with ubiquitous demand. Those we’re still gonna import. We won’t import the component parts, of course

At every turn, they never fail to find the worst idea, and the stupidest way to go about it