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Youngest Grandma
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They met at the ugly guy contest
August 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My most right wing belief is that he’s just doing that and needs to knock it off
Funny you should say this cause I just read the issue with his throat is neurological

www.npr.org/2025/01/29/n...
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve seen this face before
April 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is how statues look at ppl:
April 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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when elon dies you won't find out from your phone

you will find out by people dancing and cheering in the streets
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is how people name bird species
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman” you sound like you’re narrating a bird documentary rn 😭😭😭😭😭
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This is one of the best tweets I’ve seen in a long time. Truly deserves recognition simply for being an exceptional tweet
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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customer: your lightest roast please

barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Jacking off!
January 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Girl noooo not the Amish ??💔💔💔😪
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Amish?? 💀
January 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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conspiracy theorists are getting lazy

fluoride? heard it

flat earth? zzzzzzz

give me something new and exciting

give me like “no one has actually seen an elephant in real life and anyone who says they have is part of the agenda”
January 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Santa: ho ho ho
Me & my two best friends: that’s honestly really rude…
January 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Talking horse at the apocalypse: the time is NEIGHHHH🐴
January 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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He can fuck all the way off
December 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!
December 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Im gonna start posting screenshots of all my Ws now. Fuck it 🔥
December 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Le epic 😹😹😹
December 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Cute guy talking to me: “omg you’re so chill!”
Me: “oh baby, I’m chiller than chill! I’m actually cold as fuck! 🤣”
Guy: “ummm”
December 18, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM