Yoda Nobunaga
@yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social
I repeat myself when under stress ad infinitum
(he/him)
(he/him)
Pinned
They were dead set on proving that, despite the evidence of their music, they were explicitly NOT virgins
Prog bands that fuck.
King Crimson: yes
Gentle Giant: yes
Genesis: only Peter Gabriel
Yes: no
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer: have you seen the cover of Love Beach?
King Crimson: yes
Gentle Giant: yes
Genesis: only Peter Gabriel
Yes: no
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer: have you seen the cover of Love Beach?
My favorite album The ConstruKKKction of Light
replacing Cs with Ks signals that you're revleft or a radlib and I think that's neat
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My favorite album The ConstruKKKction of Light
Icebreakers (ships) should be banned as they’re an extreme example of our hubris
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Icebreakers (ships) should be banned as they’re an extreme example of our hubris
I fucking knew it
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I fucking knew it
I am going to thrive in the reeducation camps I will be the model quirked up white boy
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am going to thrive in the reeducation camps I will be the model quirked up white boy
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In case anyone's not aware of the meme:
![eyeball slicer
@eyeballslicer
LENIN: Ok comrades it's time to pick pseudonyms
TROTSKY: I choose Trotsky, the name of my jailor, a cunning rebuke of---
STALIN: [tearing off shirt] MY NAME IS JOEY STEEL
[everyone applauds]
3/9/18, 8:04 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dluged4emrw6e37fdjaiehfe/bafkreicxjfdodxpz2oiolsrb7ug5fwuba52tqsqncc3a4h7mwftdjs2bta@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In case anyone's not aware of the meme:
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
I only started using Apple Music in July but this still feels like a representative sample
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I only started using Apple Music in July but this still feels like a representative sample
Fun fact: one of the frats at Butler would play this at max volume outside on a constant loop through the entirety of December
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fun fact: one of the frats at Butler would play this at max volume outside on a constant loop through the entirety of December
we need to defund SNAP because people are abusing it but make it woke
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
we need to defund SNAP because people are abusing it but make it woke
I stopped using spotify months ago and I’m still the number 2399 King Crimson listener globally get on my fucking level
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I stopped using spotify months ago and I’m still the number 2399 King Crimson listener globally get on my fucking level
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Local boys
will spend a quarter
just to shine the silver bowl
will spend a quarter
just to shine the silver bowl
May 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Local boys
will spend a quarter
just to shine the silver bowl
will spend a quarter
just to shine the silver bowl
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got me thinking about the time i made the most cursed sex playlist i could
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
got me thinking about the time i made the most cursed sex playlist i could
New GWAR stage name just dropped
Ima Urethra Mosher
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
New GWAR stage name just dropped
If you listen to some music and think “god I hope nobody ever fucks to this” then it’s probably my new favorite album
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you listen to some music and think “god I hope nobody ever fucks to this” then it’s probably my new favorite album
I’ve spent my afternoon reading the snow removal ordinances because people keep complaining about it at work
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’ve spent my afternoon reading the snow removal ordinances because people keep complaining about it at work
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steve winwood voice you don’t know what the chap mandoooo
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
steve winwood voice you don’t know what the chap mandoooo
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I really love that I can use the library supply ordering system to get box cutters sent to my branch. I’m adding weapons smuggling to my resume
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I really love that I can use the library supply ordering system to get box cutters sent to my branch. I’m adding weapons smuggling to my resume
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(Lorde voice)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
(Lorde voice)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
I’ve been super impressed by Hadjar all season so it’s sad he’s the next human sacrifice to Helmut Marko
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve been super impressed by Hadjar all season so it’s sad he’s the next human sacrifice to Helmut Marko
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every single quote from judge bell has been hilarious. he's so mad this has actually gone to jury. at every opportunity he is piping up to call everyone stupid for carrying on like this
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
every single quote from judge bell has been hilarious. he's so mad this has actually gone to jury. at every opportunity he is piping up to call everyone stupid for carrying on like this
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Here's an artsy animation of me playing both bass and drums, just 2 tracks. I call it the Synesthesia Bass Harmonic Warmup, aka "The Mechanism" .
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Here's an artsy animation of me playing both bass and drums, just 2 tracks. I call it the Synesthesia Bass Harmonic Warmup, aka "The Mechanism" .
Singing Bobby Brown Goes Down at karaoke and they’re all applauding me, cheering me on shouting “go straight boy go”
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Singing Bobby Brown Goes Down at karaoke and they’re all applauding me, cheering me on shouting “go straight boy go”
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Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it