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Yoda Nobunaga
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I repeat myself when under stress ad infinitum

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I fucking knew it
Rich Evans, sex weirdo
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I only started using Apple Music in July but this still feels like a representative sample
My top 5 albums of the year are Phantom Island, Rust In Peace, Parasomnia, Fear of a Blank Planet, and Discipline
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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King Crimson’s Beat
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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When my son asks me if he can have a turn with the tambourine
Phil Collins middle finger tambourine.jpg
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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when my wife is changing
Guy saying “wow look at those breasts!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Yeah I love Bill Bruford
Bill Bruford
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Looks like I got a text from my wife!
Rodney Dangerfield
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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he wears one of them concussion helmets which I support but it looks pretty silly
Romeo Doubs and his silly helmet
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Jordan Love: I sure hope I have a receiver open down there

Romeo Doubs:
the mushroom guys from Dark Souls because Romeo Doubs' helmet looks like a mushroom
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It’s happening
Max and Lando
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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happy anniversary
JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this ee
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Kansas: duh
Kansas lookin fuckin badass
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Adam Jones playing the bass riff from Schism in bed
American Psycho fuckin scene
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Megadeth featuring Dave Mustaine’s glowing crotch
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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206 MARY W. SHELLEY He sprang from the cabin window as he said this, upon the ice raft which lay close to the vessel. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance. As he drifted away I could just make out his final words. "It's okay if you just call me 'Frankenster' instead of Frankenstein's Monster: I really don't mind." The end
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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excuse me?
noted war criminal George W. Bush hanging out with the Mannings
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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If I had unlimited money I would buy a Tu-95 and live in it forever
A Tu-95 bomber the coolest plane ever made
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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And the commander of her own holy order
Kate Bush the Templar
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Noted CSAM researcher Pete Townshend
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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aurora is out right now
The fuckin aurora!
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“yeah come on over I got buffalo wings and blooch”
Tim Heidecker ridged chips
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Me want the poonani
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Congratulations to Robert Fripp for being named 2025’s Sexiest Man Alive
Nude Robert Fripp
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I wanna die but with cheese because the Packers are losing to the Panthers and I want to jump off a bridge
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM