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· Aug 31
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prayers for the girl I just saw with a SKINNY HEELER walking loose leash on a prong collar girl i know you're putting in WORK
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
prayers for the girl I just saw with a SKINNY HEELER walking loose leash on a prong collar girl i know you're putting in WORK
i know EXACTLY what tf is going on with candace owens but there's no possible way to explain it to yt people without SOUNDING AS WILD AS CANDACE OWENS and it's driving me insane
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i know EXACTLY what tf is going on with candace owens but there's no possible way to explain it to yt people without SOUNDING AS WILD AS CANDACE OWENS and it's driving me insane
it is very funny in atla:korra that firelord izumi has to gently remind everyone that WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. the fire nation will NOT be involved. y'all done FORGOT we were WILIN for **ONE HUNDRED YEARS**
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it is very funny in atla:korra that firelord izumi has to gently remind everyone that WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. the fire nation will NOT be involved. y'all done FORGOT we were WILIN for **ONE HUNDRED YEARS**
way chiller about the ai bubble popping since i have No Savings but i feel like i should be stocking canned provisions
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
way chiller about the ai bubble popping since i have No Savings but i feel like i should be stocking canned provisions
at what point am i allowed to give a lyft driver 3 stars? can it be because a 20 minute trip took 40 minutes and she made multiple wrong turns and went on a route i have never in my life encountered or conceived?
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
at what point am i allowed to give a lyft driver 3 stars? can it be because a 20 minute trip took 40 minutes and she made multiple wrong turns and went on a route i have never in my life encountered or conceived?
me, from mississippi: we have a mississippi bureau of investigation?
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
me, from mississippi: we have a mississippi bureau of investigation?
the Norton Critical Edition of Picture of Dorian Gray, heavily annotated, and the prizeholder for Most Bizzarely Titled Manga that Lazy has Seen This Week, currently "Cuckolding Wizard’s Adventure"
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the Norton Critical Edition of Picture of Dorian Gray, heavily annotated, and the prizeholder for Most Bizzarely Titled Manga that Lazy has Seen This Week, currently "Cuckolding Wizard’s Adventure"
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yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
I feel like a whole lot of people in this thread have not been on the receiving end of the linguistic loopholes the far right employs to publicly harass and threaten trans kids, teachers, Jewish people, ethnic minorities, etc and are like “hey we should get to be clever like that too”
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
the lead roles in Ladyhawke are the hottest two people have ever been
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the lead roles in Ladyhawke are the hottest two people have ever been
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in reverse order!! and i did check on twitter they are REAL
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
in reverse order!! and i did check on twitter they are REAL
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im not a buddie hater, many of my best friends etc but this siken situation is SO unbelievably popcorn to me. imagine trying to say your guy is in a car with a beautiful boy and siken appears at the window to be like NOT A BOY
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
im not a buddie hater, many of my best friends etc but this siken situation is SO unbelievably popcorn to me. imagine trying to say your guy is in a car with a beautiful boy and siken appears at the window to be like NOT A BOY
someone said they'd rather be sent into a manhwa cuz manhua are too hardcore and valid but nah i got aggression issues PUT ME IN THE REAR PALACE LEMME GRIND THE FAVORED CONSORT'S NATAL FAMILY UNDER MY HEEL TO DEFEAT THE SCHEMING PRIME MINISTER'S FACTION AND AVENGE MY SWORN SISTER'S ASSASSINATED SON
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
someone said they'd rather be sent into a manhwa cuz manhua are too hardcore and valid but nah i got aggression issues PUT ME IN THE REAR PALACE LEMME GRIND THE FAVORED CONSORT'S NATAL FAMILY UNDER MY HEEL TO DEFEAT THE SCHEMING PRIME MINISTER'S FACTION AND AVENGE MY SWORN SISTER'S ASSASSINATED SON
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Hi there! I'm joining in on Smut for SNAP as a writer and artist! In exchange for proof of donation of food, money, or vital supplies to an org you know are helping keep people fed in these tough times, ill make you stuff!
SFW requests also OK!
I define a short fic as over 500 words, & under 1.5k
SFW requests also OK!
I define a short fic as over 500 words, & under 1.5k
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hi there! I'm joining in on Smut for SNAP as a writer and artist! In exchange for proof of donation of food, money, or vital supplies to an org you know are helping keep people fed in these tough times, ill make you stuff!
SFW requests also OK!
I define a short fic as over 500 words, & under 1.5k
SFW requests also OK!
I define a short fic as over 500 words, & under 1.5k
modern au where i BURN DOWN THIS APARTMENT BUILDING cuz the wheelchair lift has been broken SINCE I MOVED IN instead of getting a lawyer
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
modern au where i BURN DOWN THIS APARTMENT BUILDING cuz the wheelchair lift has been broken SINCE I MOVED IN instead of getting a lawyer
me: it is 1 am and i was locked in a cell with no wifi for 9 hours, the obvious choice is to get some fucking sleep
me, but in pajamas: METROID DREEEEEEEAD
me, but in pajamas: METROID DREEEEEEEAD
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
me: it is 1 am and i was locked in a cell with no wifi for 9 hours, the obvious choice is to get some fucking sleep
me, but in pajamas: METROID DREEEEEEEAD
me, but in pajamas: METROID DREEEEEEEAD
i need to be clear, i do nothing but complain about this town but there was less than no chance he was gonna catch a charge for this
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i need to be clear, i do nothing but complain about this town but there was less than no chance he was gonna catch a charge for this
concept: wwx in booty shorts with his venmo qr code on the butt
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
concept: wwx in booty shorts with his venmo qr code on the butt
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Keep calling your Senators and House Reps, and tell them to oppose KOSA and all the other kids “safety” bills in this package.
We won’t stop until these bills are dead, gone and forgotten!
We won’t stop until these bills are dead, gone and forgotten!
KOSA UPDATE: House lawmakers are considering removing duty of care & KOSA is currently in limbo since the House & Senate versions will differ.
BUT the threat of Bad Internet Bills still looms as the House considers age verification in new kids safety package...
www.theverge.com/policy/81087...
BUT the threat of Bad Internet Bills still looms as the House considers age verification in new kids safety package...
www.theverge.com/policy/81087...
A contentious kids safety bill might be getting gutted — and nobody’s happy
It’s expected to be introduced with a package of kids online safety bills.
www.theverge.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Keep calling your Senators and House Reps, and tell them to oppose KOSA and all the other kids “safety” bills in this package.
We won’t stop until these bills are dead, gone and forgotten!
We won’t stop until these bills are dead, gone and forgotten!
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it's never about kids
it's never about safety
it's always about money
it's always about control
it's never about safety
it's always about money
it's always about control
KOSA UPDATE: House lawmakers are considering removing duty of care & KOSA is currently in limbo since the House & Senate versions will differ.
BUT the threat of Bad Internet Bills still looms as the House considers age verification in new kids safety package...
www.theverge.com/policy/81087...
BUT the threat of Bad Internet Bills still looms as the House considers age verification in new kids safety package...
www.theverge.com/policy/81087...
A contentious kids safety bill might be getting gutted — and nobody’s happy
It’s expected to be introduced with a package of kids online safety bills.
www.theverge.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
it's never about kids
it's never about safety
it's always about money
it's always about control
it's never about safety
it's always about money
it's always about control
what i say: i can see why you don't appreciate your partner acting that way and you're completely valid in your feelings
what i mean: in 12 hours i can get that person out of plane to cuba, dropped off in an alley with no money and no passport, and we will never have to THINK about them ever again
what i mean: in 12 hours i can get that person out of plane to cuba, dropped off in an alley with no money and no passport, and we will never have to THINK about them ever again
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
what i say: i can see why you don't appreciate your partner acting that way and you're completely valid in your feelings
what i mean: in 12 hours i can get that person out of plane to cuba, dropped off in an alley with no money and no passport, and we will never have to THINK about them ever again
what i mean: in 12 hours i can get that person out of plane to cuba, dropped off in an alley with no money and no passport, and we will never have to THINK about them ever again
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Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
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