effete smut peddler
@mistcontinent.bsky.social
🔞 fandom alt (HSR, mxtx, gfl, type-moon, older FFs) | transmasc femdude, it/its or he/him. statistically stereotypical bipolar haver. multishipper w 50 wips. | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/zalzaires/works
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#ficbyzazo
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#artbyzazo
#ficbyzazo
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art request form
fill this out to put it in a queue of art prompts I'll work on when I have the time. I reserve the right to reject any request for any reason. You may only request art from me if you are 18 or older (...
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hello everyone guess what I have thats right its a SHINY NEW ART REQUEST FORM
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For Valentines Day, make sure to talk to your crush or significant other about Etrian Odyssey for approximately 6 hours, and then initiate them into the fandom through dark and mysterious rituals.
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
For Valentines Day, make sure to talk to your crush or significant other about Etrian Odyssey for approximately 6 hours, and then initiate them into the fandom through dark and mysterious rituals.
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I love this, prob my favorite animation of the amphoreus cycle so far www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msj-...
Animated Short: "Trek" | Honkai: Star Rail
YouTube video by Honkai: Star Rail
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I love this, prob my favorite animation of the amphoreus cycle so far www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msj-...
me: haha mr yang takin a little a nap :)--
me, moments later: THATS NOT FUCKING NICE TO DO TO ME HSR
me, moments later: THATS NOT FUCKING NICE TO DO TO ME HSR
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
me: haha mr yang takin a little a nap :)--
me, moments later: THATS NOT FUCKING NICE TO DO TO ME HSR
me, moments later: THATS NOT FUCKING NICE TO DO TO ME HSR
labelled for HSR 4.0 spoilers
WROARGH!!!!!!!
WROARGH!!!!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
labelled for HSR 4.0 spoilers
WROARGH!!!!!!!
WROARGH!!!!!!!
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February 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
happy valentines to all my pals i hope the ships are banging today
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
happy valentines to all my pals i hope the ships are banging today
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Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDos are back! I make these from leftover silicone from my other NoFrillicone pours, and since they're saved from becoming aste material, I let you decide how much they're worth!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDo | funkittoys
One of Funkit Toys' main guiding principles is minimizing waste. Another is making safe sex toys accessible to as many people as possible. With this in mind, the Sliding Scale NoFrillDos are multicolo...
www.funkittoys.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDos are back! I make these from leftover silicone from my other NoFrillicone pours, and since they're saved from becoming aste material, I let you decide how much they're worth!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Close enough. Welcome back Tetra Master
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Close enough. Welcome back Tetra Master
jade yuri stocks only ever go up
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
jade yuri stocks only ever go up
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I tell artists as often as I can: you know how to draw, you just don't know how to be happy about what you make.
being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I tell artists as often as I can: you know how to draw, you just don't know how to be happy about what you make.
4.0 spoilers but extremely vague //
finally the trailblazer can join aventurine in that Oops New Very Specific Fetish Club
finally the trailblazer can join aventurine in that Oops New Very Specific Fetish Club
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
4.0 spoilers but extremely vague //
finally the trailblazer can join aventurine in that Oops New Very Specific Fetish Club
finally the trailblazer can join aventurine in that Oops New Very Specific Fetish Club
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We’re just normal men
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We’re just normal men
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We are entering the final week of our leftover sales! Consider grabbing our sticker sheet to explore all the combinations of Sunday ✨
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We are entering the final week of our leftover sales! Consider grabbing our sticker sheet to explore all the combinations of Sunday ✨
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Happy Friday the 13th! Good luck to all witches! #magicaldiary
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Happy Friday the 13th! Good luck to all witches! #magicaldiary
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There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
I want to do art but my neck has a silly little muscle injury that makes sitting up currently painful
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I want to do art but my neck has a silly little muscle injury that makes sitting up currently painful
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Remember, meta is temporary and Aventurine SP is forever. Stay strong soldiers
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Remember, meta is temporary and Aventurine SP is forever. Stay strong soldiers
Patch too good im unwell
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Patch too good im unwell
Everything makes me miss the feelong of walking around Golden Hour the first time... I think i just have emotional damages because of when I played that planet lol
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Everything makes me miss the feelong of walking around Golden Hour the first time... I think i just have emotional damages because of when I played that planet lol
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Its my birthday :)
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Its my birthday :)
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So glad I switched to ellipsus and all of you should too, it's soooo much better and less evil
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
So glad I switched to ellipsus and all of you should too, it's soooo much better and less evil
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February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM