Unkle Funkle
@yazobazo.bsky.social
Bi/Pan, enby, trans-curious dweeb. (they/them). Just another dork tryin to vibe through the endless dark of our current time.
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Yeah. That’s what innocent people do. Almost completely redact the Epstein files to “protect the victims”. You want to know how much bad stuff is in there? Look at how much they redacted illegally
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yeah. That’s what innocent people do. Almost completely redact the Epstein files to “protect the victims”. You want to know how much bad stuff is in there? Look at how much they redacted illegally
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We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
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Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
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💔 829 days is far too long. MELIA is just a sweet, playful, loving dog who just needs that right person & a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. Shes only 3.5 years old.
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
💔 829 days is far too long. MELIA is just a sweet, playful, loving dog who just needs that right person & a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. Shes only 3.5 years old.
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
I love my custom ENBY bracelet so much!! If you’re ever in Heidelberg, pop into Gaia’s Healing. The owner is a wonderful person, and she was so patient and helpful as I worked out what arrangement I wanted! 11/10 shop
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I love my custom ENBY bracelet so much!! If you’re ever in Heidelberg, pop into Gaia’s Healing. The owner is a wonderful person, and she was so patient and helpful as I worked out what arrangement I wanted! 11/10 shop
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it is not possible for random assholes in line to tell whether someone is able bodied or not.
the bad outcome in these situations is when someone who has a disability doesn't take advantage of the service because they worry about being judged. (this happens all the time.)
the bad outcome in these situations is when someone who has a disability doesn't take advantage of the service because they worry about being judged. (this happens all the time.)
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it is not possible for random assholes in line to tell whether someone is able bodied or not.
the bad outcome in these situations is when someone who has a disability doesn't take advantage of the service because they worry about being judged. (this happens all the time.)
the bad outcome in these situations is when someone who has a disability doesn't take advantage of the service because they worry about being judged. (this happens all the time.)
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Easily preventable. But republicans want people to die. www.cbsnews.com/news/measles...
Measles outbreaks worsen in South Carolina, Arizona and Utah
Nationally, the measles case count is nearing 2,000 for a disease that has been considered eliminated in the U.S. since 2000, a result of routine childhood vaccinations.
www.cbsnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Easily preventable. But republicans want people to die. www.cbsnews.com/news/measles...
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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I would like to propose legislation where parents of children that die or infect another child due to not being vaccinated be charged with manslaughter. If they honestly believe what they preach then they should have nothing to worry about.
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I would like to propose legislation where parents of children that die or infect another child due to not being vaccinated be charged with manslaughter. If they honestly believe what they preach then they should have nothing to worry about.
Holy fuck, the culture warriors are review bombing the new Spartacus show for being "woke"... I guess they slept through all the parts of the first show where a bunch of slaves, queers and women being amongst those slaves, violently rebelled against their masters, and hoped to end slavery entirely
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Holy fuck, the culture warriors are review bombing the new Spartacus show for being "woke"... I guess they slept through all the parts of the first show where a bunch of slaves, queers and women being amongst those slaves, violently rebelled against their masters, and hoped to end slavery entirely
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
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If Virginia Democrats follow through with a new 10-1 congressional map and a couple of other Dem states make small changes, Trump's gambit to rig the 2026 maps will be remembered as an epic blunder.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If Virginia Democrats follow through with a new 10-1 congressional map and a couple of other Dem states make small changes, Trump's gambit to rig the 2026 maps will be remembered as an epic blunder.
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It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
Echo Point Nova is one of the greatest games I’ve ever played, and I’m so heartbroken that I’m almost out of things to do in the first map!
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Echo Point Nova is one of the greatest games I’ve ever played, and I’m so heartbroken that I’m almost out of things to do in the first map!
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among other things, the guy has demonstrated he's monstrously incompetent and completely out of his depth. this is two major, historic scandals in under a year! get rid of him!
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
among other things, the guy has demonstrated he's monstrously incompetent and completely out of his depth. this is two major, historic scandals in under a year! get rid of him!
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It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
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It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
Oh wow! Who’d have thought?!? /s
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh wow! Who’d have thought?!? /s
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Scavengers' Deep - Map 25
This area is mostly dedicated to living space, with multi-tiered "Hab" levels that extend above and below this level.
This also brings us to a 5x5 grid, so we can see how the nearly half-done megadungeon is progressing.
dysonlogos.blog/2025/11/28/s...
This area is mostly dedicated to living space, with multi-tiered "Hab" levels that extend above and below this level.
This also brings us to a 5x5 grid, so we can see how the nearly half-done megadungeon is progressing.
dysonlogos.blog/2025/11/28/s...
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Scavengers' Deep - Map 25
This area is mostly dedicated to living space, with multi-tiered "Hab" levels that extend above and below this level.
This also brings us to a 5x5 grid, so we can see how the nearly half-done megadungeon is progressing.
dysonlogos.blog/2025/11/28/s...
This area is mostly dedicated to living space, with multi-tiered "Hab" levels that extend above and below this level.
This also brings us to a 5x5 grid, so we can see how the nearly half-done megadungeon is progressing.
dysonlogos.blog/2025/11/28/s...
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genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states
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He betrayed his oath as a doctor and voluntarily supported a man whose insane policies will kill children, all for the sake of power, MAGA, and politics.
I hope he is shamed for life.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
I hope he is shamed for life.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Vaccine-supporting Cassidy declines to speak against RFK Jr.
But Sen. Bill Cassidy, a physician, did emphasize his belief that vaccines are safe.
www.politico.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He betrayed his oath as a doctor and voluntarily supported a man whose insane policies will kill children, all for the sake of power, MAGA, and politics.
I hope he is shamed for life.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
I hope he is shamed for life.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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I heard funding the sciences was super optional and should probably be cut using a blindfold and a chainsaw.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I heard funding the sciences was super optional and should probably be cut using a blindfold and a chainsaw.
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I wonder which right wing influencer the regime is gonna murk this time to distract from the Epstein files release.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wonder which right wing influencer the regime is gonna murk this time to distract from the Epstein files release.