Unkle Funkle
@yazobazo.bsky.social
Bi/Pan, enby, trans-curious dweeb. (they/them). Just another dork tryin to vibe through the endless dark of our current time.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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I guarantee this was made by a straight person.
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I guarantee this was made by a straight person.
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
It's beautiful is what it is!
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It's beautiful is what it is!
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so the government’s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 AM
so the government’s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
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I know this looks like shit, but until we develop the technology to fabricate period costumes and train humans to pretend to be--to act as, if you will--other people, this is the closest we can come to visualizing past events in a narrative art form
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I know this looks like shit, but until we develop the technology to fabricate period costumes and train humans to pretend to be--to act as, if you will--other people, this is the closest we can come to visualizing past events in a narrative art form
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
Good. I want them miserable, scared, and s*icidal. Every second of their lives should be spent in terror and self-loathing. I want them sobbing themselves to sleep and waking up in a cold sweat. Scum of the earth.
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Good. I want them miserable, scared, and s*icidal. Every second of their lives should be spent in terror and self-loathing. I want them sobbing themselves to sleep and waking up in a cold sweat. Scum of the earth.
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
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Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
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Not sure who needs to hear this, but fascist republicans are the furthest from being pro-life that I have ever witnessed. All they seem to enjoy is taking and destroying lives in every way possible. Fuck you to anyone who voted for that and or chose to not vote at all.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but fascist republicans are the furthest from being pro-life that I have ever witnessed. All they seem to enjoy is taking and destroying lives in every way possible. Fuck you to anyone who voted for that and or chose to not vote at all.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
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Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all
You def should! And I agree. It absolutely is!
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
You def should! And I agree. It absolutely is!
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Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Hard agree. One of my favorites of any medium. It’s poignant, beautiful, and the soundtrack is just gorgeous.
I feel retroactively justified buying this now that I no longer have Netflix!
I feel retroactively justified buying this now that I no longer have Netflix!
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Hard agree. One of my favorites of any medium. It’s poignant, beautiful, and the soundtrack is just gorgeous.
I feel retroactively justified buying this now that I no longer have Netflix!
I feel retroactively justified buying this now that I no longer have Netflix!