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This is one of my favorite stories we ran this year.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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🥵🥵🥵
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I know one of you has to have a billionaire’s phone number, $1m to save one of the best fossil collections in the country is a bargain. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/s...
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Two stories side by side in WashPost
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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abolishing ICE is a necessity but *merely* abolishing ICE should be viewed as the most moderate of positions
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Are you there, god? It's me, Dean
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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i’ve procrastinated a bit but i need some ideas for last minute gifts
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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welcome, ladies, to the first annual Mister Movies Pod Cast Live,
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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just got a visit from the ghost of Christmas future
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Christmas is the Holiday of the White Man and I refuse to drink eggnog. The fuck you mean there are eggs in it? I thought it was milk and that was like a misnomer.
All jokes aside. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Death to Israel
www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli...
Israeli forces detain Santa Clause in raid on Palestinian Christmas celebration
Police interrupt festivities in Haifa to disperse event and arrest three men, rights group says
www.middleeasteye.net
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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For the love of God, Montresor!
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Grinches seen near Andrews and 4th, BE SAFE OUT THERE
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Merry Christmas you dinks. Enjoy your nights
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I think my Christmas gift to all my friends online is: just block the billionaire. If you don't like him that much, ignore his ass
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A lotta people gonna be like "why didnt Biden release this info?!?" It's an understandable response but you gotta get thru that comforting outrage response to insist: same reason they didn't prosecute the man in a quick or effective manner. They didnt want to.
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This 2000 Subaru Sambar is finished in two-tone red and white over gray vinyl and is powered by a 658cc inline-four linked with a five-speed manual gearbox. It's listed now on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-subaru-sambar-4/
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Well well well you jolly fat fuck look who’s crawling back now that the eve is foggy
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM