yamo porrits
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i hate it here. he/him.
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@Rachel Reeves
Need a break
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
fascinated to know what they expect this to do. is it supposed to motivate *staff* more than their own in-house targets already do, or motivate the *kids* more? why would it possibly be more meaningful from a computer? what does this even begin to do about the attendance crisis? skinner_pathetic.jpg
Laughable. Or it would be, if it didn't pile more pressure on staff.

There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.

The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.

Beneath contempt.
All schools in England to be given AI-generated pupil attendance targets
Unions decry move, saying it will put more pressure on headteachers without tackling absence from classrooms
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
will there be a chapter to help people figure out if they’re actually a member or not?
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
not saying that we should retvrn to the old ways, but i will say that whatever the parents are doing nowadays is simply Not Working™️
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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The booing is great but "I *state your name* do solemnly swear" is fucking hilarious
BREAKING: Trump was just viciously BOOED at the Washington Commanders Detroit Lions game.

I’ve never heard a president booed this loudly in my life. Holy cow!
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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No, no, bring back kinkshaming.
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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*At a party*

STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?

ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
August 2, 2023 at 8:24 PM
“nearly incomprehensible”

bro, they’re literally just waiting. it said so in the name.
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Melanie Phillips pitching her latest article
August 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
INSANE JUMPSCARE watching old jeopardy clips
August 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Not a single word today in the Telegraph or Daily Mail print editions about Sandie Peggie the day after she talked about 'P*ki Ali' and 'Ch*nkys' in her tribunal.
July 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
cheers, ref’s crying
July 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
hannah hampton, you are my queen
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this ref is so fucking bent, christ
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this is the elderly aunt version of posting, and you do, regrettably, have to respect it
July 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
inject these italian tears into my VEINS, ya time-wasting CUNTS
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
very interesting hearing every media outlet bounce uncritically from “you can’t tax millionaires or they’ll leave, we have to appease them, we need them!” to “doctors should be doing their job for what they’re paid at the moment, how dare they expect more, we need them!”
July 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
rachel grieves
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The BBC when someone calls out the perpetrators of a genocide
June 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
not that there hasn’t always been a pro-israel sentiment in this country, but it’s very depressing to know that the current state of affairs, where literally any criticism of them — even as they commit genocide — is verboten, stems from their fear of legitimising the gentle politics of one man.
July 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM