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Figaro the Scare Man 😱👨‍🦱
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Elaine : she/her 💗 30+ Chem-E 🥽🧪⚗️
Tris💍💙🧡
Please talk to me about CR 🥺
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theinnerobserver.bsky.social
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December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
yaboimanj.bsky.social
Decorating with the kids is going great 💗💗💗
A photo of a brown tabby cat sitting underneath a tree. She sits on a black and white striped tree skirt underneath a felt ornament that looks like her and says "Cowboy💜" on the collar A photo of a greyand white tabby cat sitting underneath a tree. He sits on a black and white striped tree skirt underneath a felt ornament that looks like him and has a big red collar bow. A photo of Tris holding up our youngest cat, a dark brown and white tabby named Lottie, like he is going to put her on top of the tree as the star. She is in fact, the star.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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littlestpersimmon.bsky.social
This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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cpsc.gov
Water your tree.
A burning skeleton emerges from a Christmas tree. The flames begin to envelop the home. The skeleton looks directly at you and says: Water your Christmas tree. A dry Christmas tree burns faster than newspaper.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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reymoradocosplay.bsky.social
All my homies hate plasti dip
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
a demon girl with a flaming wheelchair that has a demon head on its wheel. she has many horns
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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tujiux.bsky.social
commission for @trilby.bsky.social 💖🎨
an au ra with long reddish hair flows as she lays among narcissus flowers
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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sal.gay
They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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stano.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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asmeesh.bsky.social
Nightlife.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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yumemimir.art
four down, who's next? :3 #pixelart
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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natedhernandez.bsky.social
IF YOU WANT PET DRAWINGS DONE BY CHRISTMAS EMAIL/DM ME NOW!!!!!!!!! #comissions
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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oakfrogs.bsky.social
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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kissphoria.bsky.social
New: If you're queer, you know that the holidays can be rough. Maybe you have a bad relationship with your family and holidays carry painful memories. I spoke to LGBTQ+ Texans across the state about how they find community this time of year: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Where can LGBTQ+ Texans go for Thanksgiving when home is off-limits?
"I just couldn't deal with knowing that I have people that have nowhere to go."
www.chron.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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bearerseekseeklest.bsky.social
don’t give a shit about the Super Bowl anymore I just want Jalen hurts to feel like he did his best
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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celechii.itch.io
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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superaenbow.bsky.social
little superaenbow mascots!

please let me know your favorite c:
A layout with mascots and their bios: Applecat. (calico cat with an apple on her head) A little artist who paints her spots on every day by herself. She loves apples so much she lives in an apple-shaped house with her best friend, Mr. Worm. Mr. Worm. (a green worm with red glasses and a yellow bowtie) A librarian who lives in an apple-shaped house with Applecat. He loves reading and learning new things! Pom-Pom. (a pink monkey) A silly pink monkey who loves fruit! Her color changes depending on what she eats. Right now, she likes strawberry milk. Peanut. (green frog with yellow cheeks). A frog who lives on a really big lily pad with his family. They run a spa together with lots of yummy snacks. Clover (white rabbit). A peaceful little bunny who likes knitting and cooking delicious meals for her friends. Her bed is shaped like a big carrot. Button (brown bear). A bear whose hobbies are eating lots of food and sleeping all day. He has a pet bee named Polly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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aklingus.bsky.social
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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rcolesworthy.bsky.social
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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artvaris.bsky.social
More freehand character doodles with a ballpoint pen
Ink pen doodles of various characters, all of them have long hair
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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chrysope.bsky.social
Special agent Dana Scully ✨
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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patsux.bsky.social
walking my fish
gouache painting of a man in a white Kimono, holding a staff and walking beside his school of fish, as if he's herding them.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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jane.theneedlenews.com
If your kids find out that all it would have taken for them to transition early was for you to have broken the rules, and they find out you didn't do that, they will never forgive you.
antinoe.prettyfem.me tina, sex change freedom fighter @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 18d
reminder to parents of trans children:

breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social Typewriter Monke @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18d
And let's not even get started on the absurdity of looking for a positive impact from a preventative measure, where the expected outcome is "not getting worse"

Puberty blockers had no measurable impact on divorce rates, therefore ineffective treatment.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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thecuix.bsky.social
you're the main reason to keep on going
August 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM