xX-TS_Goff1kPrinc3ss-Xx 🇹🇼
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Back then we called it “Nightblogging”
🍵Certified tea girl🍵 ABG school dropout🌊
31/F/your mom’s (she saysy hi)
🍵Certified tea girl🍵 ABG school dropout🌊
31/F/your mom’s (she saysy hi)
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I am NOT looking forward to Opposite Day this year
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I am NOT looking forward to Opposite Day this year
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
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puppygirls posting selfies for clout, or as I like to call it a hot dog skeeting contest
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
puppygirls posting selfies for clout, or as I like to call it a hot dog skeeting contest
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getting drunk in a call while a woman is gently condescending towards me for being a lightweight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
getting drunk in a call while a woman is gently condescending towards me for being a lightweight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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younger son: why did you put a store bag as my trash bag
me: it's part of your cultural heritage
me: it's part of your cultural heritage
September 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
younger son: why did you put a store bag as my trash bag
me: it's part of your cultural heritage
me: it's part of your cultural heritage
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
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sorry for being emo,,, *tugs at longsleeve sleeves* its just.. i wanna glomp u >\\\<
September 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sorry for being emo,,, *tugs at longsleeve sleeves* its just.. i wanna glomp u >\\\<
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
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even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
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i’m tired of the Following feed, i need the Followers feed which just shows posts from everyone who follows me
August 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i’m tired of the Following feed, i need the Followers feed which just shows posts from everyone who follows me
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my pussy is like cast iron the way everyone thinks they alone know how to treat it right
i treat my pussy like a finely seasoned cast iron pan. i don’t wash that shit
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
my pussy is like cast iron the way everyone thinks they alone know how to treat it right
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“gock” this “shenis” that nobody ever talks about the fember (female member)
August 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“gock” this “shenis” that nobody ever talks about the fember (female member)
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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Where'd he even come from?
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Where'd he even come from?
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it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here
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Free idea. CAPTCHA that makes you identify as a joke
free idea: a CAPTCHA that makes you identify a joke
July 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Free idea. CAPTCHA that makes you identify as a joke
been following themountaingoats.bsky for ages now and always assumed it was a joke account but I went to see The Mountain Goats live and when I got home i’m scrolling bluesky and i’m like wait shit it’s actually him?? thats definitely him??
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
been following themountaingoats.bsky for ages now and always assumed it was a joke account but I went to see The Mountain Goats live and when I got home i’m scrolling bluesky and i’m like wait shit it’s actually him?? thats definitely him??
fun fact. back in the day i stole my wife (then gf) phone and put a pretty photo of myself on my contact. I cropped it tastefully around my face to the breastbone and deleted the original.
Fun fact. when I call, iphone magically un-crops it and shows the full photo as a screen filling banner. i’m uh
Fun fact. when I call, iphone magically un-crops it and shows the full photo as a screen filling banner. i’m uh
July 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
fun fact. back in the day i stole my wife (then gf) phone and put a pretty photo of myself on my contact. I cropped it tastefully around my face to the breastbone and deleted the original.
Fun fact. when I call, iphone magically un-crops it and shows the full photo as a screen filling banner. i’m uh
Fun fact. when I call, iphone magically un-crops it and shows the full photo as a screen filling banner. i’m uh
My wife had to use her old phone for a bit today and apparently she just saved my number as “hot girl” when we met
July 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My wife had to use her old phone for a bit today and apparently she just saved my number as “hot girl” when we met
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I really love that the female protagonist in Super Robot Wars T is a 27 year old office worker who cares about getting salary and making sure she’s getting paid overtime and all the girls in the game have crushes on her and also she pilots a mech as if it’s just part of being a manager
July 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I really love that the female protagonist in Super Robot Wars T is a 27 year old office worker who cares about getting salary and making sure she’s getting paid overtime and all the girls in the game have crushes on her and also she pilots a mech as if it’s just part of being a manager
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The taylor swift fandom is dying, reskeet if ur a real TS lover!!
September 1, 2023 at 1:57 PM
The taylor swift fandom is dying, reskeet if ur a real TS lover!!