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@putridbiomass.bsky.social
· Nov 4
as much as i want to i cant deactivate long term because this is the only place i can get all the thoughts out of my head without dumping them on unsuspecting and unwilling people
gf screaming "butlerian jihad now" as it tries and fails to come up with a password strong enough for a website
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
gf screaming "butlerian jihad now" as it tries and fails to come up with a password strong enough for a website
set a chunk of my hair on fire somehow and didnt notice
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
set a chunk of my hair on fire somehow and didnt notice
if men ever start hitting on me ill know ive made it
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
if men ever start hitting on me ill know ive made it
where can i get custom lighters with pictures printed on them i need to give my gf a lighter with my tits on it
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
where can i get custom lighters with pictures printed on them i need to give my gf a lighter with my tits on it
i can tell they psychosis is hitting when i look in the mirror and sometimes see a woman
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
i can tell they psychosis is hitting when i look in the mirror and sometimes see a woman
im pretty sure im missing something fundamental to personhood
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
im pretty sure im missing something fundamental to personhood
cant wait to verify my age on discord using sienna vermintide's face
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
cant wait to verify my age on discord using sienna vermintide's face
kinda cool how people will stop interacting with u the second they realize u arent gonna fuck them
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
kinda cool how people will stop interacting with u the second they realize u arent gonna fuck them
experiencing something human
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
experiencing something human
i have been sick since last sunday im dyin dude im out of sick time and i have to go into work shits fucked
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
i have been sick since last sunday im dyin dude im out of sick time and i have to go into work shits fucked
pinkie pies forever coughing fit
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
pinkie pies forever coughing fit
i need deadlock silver carnally
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i need deadlock silver carnally
very painful injection. bad omen.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
very painful injection. bad omen.
about 10% of the time i think my wide ribcage and weirdly shaped tits are kinda hot and its entirely dependent on if im wearing those camo pants
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
about 10% of the time i think my wide ribcage and weirdly shaped tits are kinda hot and its entirely dependent on if im wearing those camo pants
benefits of having a bike pervert friend: cheap way to get a nice bike when he gets bored any of them
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
benefits of having a bike pervert friend: cheap way to get a nice bike when he gets bored any of them
gf ate half of a plain cold bratwurst and put it back in the fridge
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
gf ate half of a plain cold bratwurst and put it back in the fridge
got me fucked up on the cough drops
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
got me fucked up on the cough drops
discord call while i wash the dishes... save me..
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
discord call while i wash the dishes... save me..
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
all houses used to have slorp machines until deregulation in the 70s meant they werent required to have them anymore so theyre no longer built into cheap new build homes
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
all houses used to have slorp machines until deregulation in the 70s meant they werent required to have them anymore so theyre no longer built into cheap new build homes
margaret thatcher slorp snatcher
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
margaret thatcher slorp snatcher
clicked on the audiobook tab on spotify for the first time ever and got clocked immediately what the fuck
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
clicked on the audiobook tab on spotify for the first time ever and got clocked immediately what the fuck
when u gargle the mouthwash too good and gag a lil
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
when u gargle the mouthwash too good and gag a lil
sorry for girlfriendposting nonstop again its kinda the only thing i have going on in my life rn
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sorry for girlfriendposting nonstop again its kinda the only thing i have going on in my life rn