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@putridbiomass.bsky.social
· Nov 4
as much as i want to i cant deactivate long term because this is the only place i can get all the thoughts out of my head without dumping them on unsuspecting and unwilling people
i need deadlock silver carnally
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i need deadlock silver carnally
very painful injection. bad omen.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
very painful injection. bad omen.
about 10% of the time i think my wide ribcage and weirdly shaped tits are kinda hot and its entirely dependent on if im wearing those camo pants
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
about 10% of the time i think my wide ribcage and weirdly shaped tits are kinda hot and its entirely dependent on if im wearing those camo pants
benefits of having a bike pervert friend: cheap way to get a nice bike when he gets bored any of them
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
benefits of having a bike pervert friend: cheap way to get a nice bike when he gets bored any of them
gf ate half of a plain cold bratwurst and put it back in the fridge
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
gf ate half of a plain cold bratwurst and put it back in the fridge
got me fucked up on the cough drops
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
got me fucked up on the cough drops
discord call while i wash the dishes... save me..
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
discord call while i wash the dishes... save me..
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
discord call while i wash the dishes
save me discord call while i wash the dishes
all houses used to have slorp machines until deregulation in the 70s meant they werent required to have them anymore so theyre no longer built into cheap new build homes
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
all houses used to have slorp machines until deregulation in the 70s meant they werent required to have them anymore so theyre no longer built into cheap new build homes
margaret thatcher slorp snatcher
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
margaret thatcher slorp snatcher
clicked on the audiobook tab on spotify for the first time ever and got clocked immediately what the fuck
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
clicked on the audiobook tab on spotify for the first time ever and got clocked immediately what the fuck
when u gargle the mouthwash too good and gag a lil
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
when u gargle the mouthwash too good and gag a lil
sorry for girlfriendposting nonstop again its kinda the only thing i have going on in my life rn
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sorry for girlfriendposting nonstop again its kinda the only thing i have going on in my life rn
did not anticipate the sheer number of dishes a second person could generate just in 2 days
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
did not anticipate the sheer number of dishes a second person could generate just in 2 days
gf asking me if im into incest and then immediately saying it wants to take me to a party where we claim to be cousins and get drunk and make out
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
gf asking me if im into incest and then immediately saying it wants to take me to a party where we claim to be cousins and get drunk and make out
yesterday we found an olympus 35rc and a canon 6d with an sd card still inside. the sd card had a bunch of pictures of a gay couple on it and we went back outside and found a whole bunch of jugs with "shane & taylor 8.11.18" on them. i think we found the gay divorce loot drop
am sick and accidentally got my gf sick so we took the day off and wandered around and dug through trash
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
yesterday we found an olympus 35rc and a canon 6d with an sd card still inside. the sd card had a bunch of pictures of a gay couple on it and we went back outside and found a whole bunch of jugs with "shane & taylor 8.11.18" on them. i think we found the gay divorce loot drop
am sick and accidentally got my gf sick so we took the day off and wandered around and dug through trash
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
am sick and accidentally got my gf sick so we took the day off and wandered around and dug through trash
19 years later ive finally seen no country for old men in its entirety
when i was 7 my mom took me to see alvin and the chipmunks at a theater. unfortunately there was some sort of mixup and they played the wrong movie, so i was sat in a dark room with 100 other children watching the first 15 minutes of no country for old men
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
19 years later ive finally seen no country for old men in its entirety
eating a banana so green i have to shuck it like corn
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
eating a banana so green i have to shuck it like corn
i bought my gf a milsurp helmet the other day because we were going to.. something.... and it was wearing some super heavy body armor and its roommate made a joke about how unfortunate it would be if my gf got shot in the head after all that preparation and i couldnt stop thinking about that
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i bought my gf a milsurp helmet the other day because we were going to.. something.... and it was wearing some super heavy body armor and its roommate made a joke about how unfortunate it would be if my gf got shot in the head after all that preparation and i couldnt stop thinking about that
realizing this was my first birthday i can remember where i dont want to kill myself
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
realizing this was my first birthday i can remember where i dont want to kill myself
god damn it feels good to delete grindr again
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
god damn it feels good to delete grindr again
experiencing the joys of having a gf (sending pictures of 2 small animals cuddling and saying this is us)
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
experiencing the joys of having a gf (sending pictures of 2 small animals cuddling and saying this is us)
every time im sick i think to myself maybe im asexual
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
every time im sick i think to myself maybe im asexual