Xparrot
@xparrot.bsky.social
Old skool ficcing fan | she/her | 30+
BTS ARMY, 💜OT7💜 + Namjoon bias (constantly wrecked)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Xparrot
BTS ARMY, 💜OT7💜 + Namjoon bias (constantly wrecked)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Xparrot
Today in "Bangtan on my mind": fact-checking an article led to looking over a paper that kept referencing "Jeong & Kook".
(And now I'm so curious what the hangul is for this "Kook"...)
(And now I'm so curious what the hangul is for this "Kook"...)
September 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Today in "Bangtan on my mind": fact-checking an article led to looking over a paper that kept referencing "Jeong & Kook".
(And now I'm so curious what the hangul is for this "Kook"...)
(And now I'm so curious what the hangul is for this "Kook"...)
Reposted by Xparrot
FAMILYYYY 💜💜💜
My mind is blanking out right now. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
My mind is blanking out right now. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FAMILYYYY 💜💜💜
My mind is blanking out right now. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
My mind is blanking out right now. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
This.*
*for the currently marketed meaning of "AI," not the full breadth of the actual technology. And yes I am bitter at how successfully those have been conflated.
*for the currently marketed meaning of "AI," not the full breadth of the actual technology. And yes I am bitter at how successfully those have been conflated.
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This.*
*for the currently marketed meaning of "AI," not the full breadth of the actual technology. And yes I am bitter at how successfully those have been conflated.
*for the currently marketed meaning of "AI," not the full breadth of the actual technology. And yes I am bitter at how successfully those have been conflated.
Going both nights to Run Seokjin was 100% worth it! And we all did much better at the karaoke on Night 2! 😂
August 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Going both nights to Run Seokjin was 100% worth it! And we all did much better at the karaoke on Night 2! 😂
The greatest rhyme ever composed in the English language:
You might end up like Oedipus
I'd rather marry a duckbilled platypus!
And the fangirl anthem:
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
I like it more if it's uncut
And unsubt...le.
You might end up like Oedipus
I'd rather marry a duckbilled platypus!
And the fangirl anthem:
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
I like it more if it's uncut
And unsubt...le.
Ok, 6 Tom Lehrer songs. Not “the best 6 Tom Lehrer songs, just the six I’m thinking of right now:
Lobachevsky
Oedipus Rex
Poisoning Pigeons
New Math
Pollution
The Hunting Song
Lobachevsky
Oedipus Rex
Poisoning Pigeons
New Math
Pollution
The Hunting Song
July 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The greatest rhyme ever composed in the English language:
You might end up like Oedipus
I'd rather marry a duckbilled platypus!
And the fangirl anthem:
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
I like it more if it's uncut
And unsubt...le.
You might end up like Oedipus
I'd rather marry a duckbilled platypus!
And the fangirl anthem:
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
I like it more if it's uncut
And unsubt...le.
A man after my own editor's heart!
250727 RM's Reply to Jimin's Instagram Post
RM: Miss*
(T/M: *Referring to Jimin's typo.)
Trans cr; Riya @ bts-trans
© TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
RM: Miss*
(T/M: *Referring to Jimin's typo.)
Trans cr; Riya @ bts-trans
© TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
250727 Jimin's Instagram Post with J-Hope and V's Comments
JM: Does this make me seem too much like an old man… looks like I've missed* up but whatever, idc too much about my insta~~
JH: Reposting this~
V: At least reply
(T/N: *A typo.)
JM: Does this make me seem too much like an old man… looks like I've missed* up but whatever, idc too much about my insta~~
JH: Reposting this~
V: At least reply
(T/N: *A typo.)
July 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A man after my own editor's heart!
What's getting me is that from everything we're hearing, they're spending all day holed up together music-writing, and then in the evenings and days off, they're having dinner and going shopping and to weddings together...
i love how bts was separated for 2.5 years and the first thing they did was to isolate themselves in a house together somewhere where they can be left alone frfr and just... eat, laugh, and sleep
July 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What's getting me is that from everything we're hearing, they're spending all day holed up together music-writing, and then in the evenings and days off, they're having dinner and going shopping and to weddings together...
So...she hasn't actually watched KPDH yet...but has watched JK's live watching KPDH 😂
And the rest is entirely justified RPWP fangirling (💯 everything she says!)
And the rest is entirely justified RPWP fangirling (💯 everything she says!)
“I don’t know if I’m a K-Pop fangirl… I’m a BTS fangirl, and there’s a bit of a difference.”
Lea Salonga, Broadway legend and Tony Award-winning singer and actress, talks about KPDH, BTS, and RPWP.
Lea Salonga, Broadway legend and Tony Award-winning singer and actress, talks about KPDH, BTS, and RPWP.
Lea Salonga on KPop Demon Hunters and her love for BTS | ABS-CBN News
YouTube video by ABS-CBN News
youtu.be
July 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So...she hasn't actually watched KPDH yet...but has watched JK's live watching KPDH 😂
And the rest is entirely justified RPWP fangirling (💯 everything she says!)
And the rest is entirely justified RPWP fangirling (💯 everything she says!)
Everyone laughing together hopelessly! 😂
we literally became that "when you get to the rap part of a bts song and say imma let yoongi handle this one" meme
ft. jin's unhinged karaoke video for Magic Shop
ft. jin's unhinged karaoke video for Magic Shop
July 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Everyone laughing together hopelessly! 😂
Reposted by Xparrot
Here’s the observed PTD On Stage Live album tracklist, based on details shared by @/unotaehyung on X, with a few corrections made on some tracks.
Did we miss anything, Borasky? Anything you’re hoping made the final cut? 💜
Did we miss anything, Borasky? Anything you’re hoping made the final cut? 💜
July 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Here’s the observed PTD On Stage Live album tracklist, based on details shared by @/unotaehyung on X, with a few corrections made on some tracks.
Did we miss anything, Borasky? Anything you’re hoping made the final cut? 💜
Did we miss anything, Borasky? Anything you’re hoping made the final cut? 💜
No but I genuinely want to know, what is the highest # of subscribers for an account with zero posts and no profile? 😂
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No but I genuinely want to know, what is the highest # of subscribers for an account with zero posts and no profile? 😂
And of course 보고 싶다 but ONLY shouted at the top of lungs while sobbing!
Army did learn Korean. Unfortunately all we know how to say is “sorry mom”,”it’s on fire!”, “tuna”, “challenge”, and “don’t do woodcarving“. So, basically fluent
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And of course 보고 싶다 but ONLY shouted at the top of lungs while sobbing!
It took OVER an HOUR for JK's spontaneous tech support IG account with no pfp or profile to reach 1 million followers! They're slipping! 😂
(How long before he deletes this one??)
(How long before he deletes this one??)
July 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It took OVER an HOUR for JK's spontaneous tech support IG account with no pfp or profile to reach 1 million followers! They're slipping! 😂
(How long before he deletes this one??)
(How long before he deletes this one??)
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I love them so damn much 😭😭😭
July 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I love them so damn much 😭😭😭
I'm going to call it: Namjoon is officially maknae line
this is what happens when brat tamers 2seok aren't there and gentle-parenting Yoongi is asleep
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm going to call it: Namjoon is officially maknae line
Truly the masters of social media, coming on flawlessly made up with perfectly tuned lighting and of course all technical issues carefully tested beforehand!
So chapter 2 of Bangtan is PURE CHAOS
these dorks are way too easily amused!
these dorks are way too easily amused!
July 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Truly the masters of social media, coming on flawlessly made up with perfectly tuned lighting and of course all technical issues carefully tested beforehand!
So chapter 2 of Bangtan is PURE CHAOS
these dorks are way too easily amused!
these dorks are way too easily amused!
July 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
So chapter 2 of Bangtan is PURE CHAOS
these dorks are way too easily amused!
these dorks are way too easily amused!
It's official ARMY will never sleep again?!?
July 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It's official ARMY will never sleep again?!?
If we're sharing minimoni fic, this is my longest that's posted!
(Still working on the accidental soulbond AU, that's 120K and counting...)
(Still working on the accidental soulbond AU, that's 120K and counting...)
It's done!
Straight Out the Window
T, 49K
💜 #Minimoni
🌟 romcom, mutual pining
Kim Namjoon is the one straight guy who Jimin could never seduce. But college was years ago. Jimin is long over his crush. Staying a month at Namjoon's will be fine, right?
Right???
archiveofourown.org/works/58923277
Straight Out the Window
T, 49K
💜 #Minimoni
🌟 romcom, mutual pining
Kim Namjoon is the one straight guy who Jimin could never seduce. But college was years ago. Jimin is long over his crush. Staying a month at Namjoon's will be fine, right?
Right???
archiveofourown.org/works/58923277
Straight Out the Window - Chapter 1 - from100_to99, from100_to99 (Xparrot) - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
July 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If we're sharing minimoni fic, this is my longest that's posted!
(Still working on the accidental soulbond AU, that's 120K and counting...)
(Still working on the accidental soulbond AU, that's 120K and counting...)
Taking bets that when Who dropped last year, Jikook's squad had already heard it so much they had it memorized!
July 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Taking bets that when Who dropped last year, Jikook's squad had already heard it so much they had it memorized!
Reposted by Xparrot
Reposted by Xparrot
Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
Vashti (@vashti@hachyderm.io)
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Why #Ao3 was down yesterday:
hachyderm.io
July 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
Tannies giggling setting other tannies giggling is still the cutest. In case anyone was wondering.
First few minutes back on live as a group after three years and they already spoiled something. 💀😂💀😭😂💀
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Tannies giggling setting other tannies giggling is still the cutest. In case anyone was wondering.
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BTS should really do like a ‘Brutally Honest Commentary’ series where they review each other’s solo contents / documentaries / concerts and let their motormouths go. 😂😭
Pre-release Episode: #RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR in Goyang! 😂
Pre-release Episode: #RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR in Goyang! 😂
July 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
BTS should really do like a ‘Brutally Honest Commentary’ series where they review each other’s solo contents / documentaries / concerts and let their motormouths go. 😂😭
Pre-release Episode: #RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR in Goyang! 😂
Pre-release Episode: #RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR in Goyang! 😂
So Namjoon's hobby is officially surprise Bang!tan!ning them all 🤣
July 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
So Namjoon's hobby is officially surprise Bang!tan!ning them all 🤣