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they/she || 20 || im too much imp to simp || reader of wangxian+haikyuu fanfiction || lover of caitvi || 🏳️‍🌈
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Viv’s favorite design archetype for her leading men is “A Slutty Muppet”
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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My father passed July 1987, right when this hit cable. I played this scene many, many times. What more can he said about this amazing, almighty, beautiful scene that hasn’t been said? Rob Reiner is one of the Greats. youtu.be/kBC5Z_bH74U?...
"My name is Inigo Montoya"
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December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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My next book is Little Women. I think I timed this right. 🎄

#booksky
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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My dogs treat my bed like wrestlmania every morning… but for some reason even earlier on the weekends
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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every time stolas wears something new probably #helluvaboss #stolitz
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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chill out huskerdust🧡
#huskerdust #hazbinhotel
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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romantasy reader: how DARE you criticize our important genre, you amab socialized manly man woman!
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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He did not want his photo taken while he was soggy
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Quentin Tarantino is a sloppy bitch who runs his mouth unprofessionally and doesn't hide his foot fetish. It's true. But pretending his movies suck is silly. You may not personally like them, but he's not a hack.

I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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there’s nothing else on TV #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Duality of man and woman ⭐️ 🌙
#hazbinhotel
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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#alastor my sweet cheese
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Viv rlly said season 3 for both shows will be sad pining pansexual tries to comfort and get back his depressed gay soulmate who's just hit the lowest low ever
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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If we had had enough runtime or episodes we wanted more time spent with Alastor and the other two Vees. The closest was that scene with Velvette, but I'm glad people took away the right thing from it! Haha Alastor would weirdly get along with them. Which would just piss Vox off more lol
I’m loving all the art I’m seeing of Alastor and Velvette hanging out 😂 It’s so funny seeing people draw her putting makeup on him when he’s hanging out with her and Val because that’s literally what Skye and I pitched for that scene but it didn’t make the cut 😔 Lives on in the beautiful fanart lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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ハァッハァッエンジェルダストッ!!!エンジー!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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🐷ママ…どうしたの…?
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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anyway losing streak clears, she is that bitch, Blake Roman cooked the vocals I can't even
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I'm not very good at coming up with dialogue so I just use jokes from Portal #hazbinhotel
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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i need him carnally #alastor
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM