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Nothing is more annoying than when you hangout with straight ppl and there is the obvious white girl who is “obsessed with you” at the party… like ma’am im not looking for any new f*g hags at the moment. Thank you for your interest however.
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nothing is more annoying than when you hangout with straight ppl and there is the obvious white girl who is “obsessed with you” at the party… like ma’am im not looking for any new f*g hags at the moment. Thank you for your interest however.
Won a Gintama plushie at the arcade
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Won a Gintama plushie at the arcade
I swear everything is a fucking game to these animals
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I swear everything is a fucking game to these animals
We got drafts?!? FINALLY
a man without a shirt is standing in front of an exit sign
ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of an exit sign
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
We got drafts?!? FINALLY
Totally forgot about Valentine’s Day since it’s been a while since I celebrated it. I should order a heart shaped pizza for myself.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Totally forgot about Valentine’s Day since it’s been a while since I celebrated it. I should order a heart shaped pizza for myself.
Totally fucked my sleep schedule up bc I had breakfast for dinner and went into a food coma…. I’m now wide awake at 2 am.
It was worth it tho bc the waffles I made were 🙂↕️
It was worth it tho bc the waffles I made were 🙂↕️
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Totally fucked my sleep schedule up bc I had breakfast for dinner and went into a food coma…. I’m now wide awake at 2 am.
It was worth it tho bc the waffles I made were 🙂↕️
It was worth it tho bc the waffles I made were 🙂↕️
Flu finally leaving my body and the sun is out… thank god
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Flu finally leaving my body and the sun is out… thank god
That one couple in horror movies that always dies when they run off to have sex:
horny and horror both start with the letter h…coincidence? i think not!!
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
That one couple in horror movies that always dies when they run off to have sex:
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Winter storm is over but my brother gave me the flu so I’m still locked up
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Winter storm is over but my brother gave me the flu so I’m still locked up
Another blooper of bestie Lego night and the dogs are looking at us like we are stupid.
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Another blooper of bestie Lego night and the dogs are looking at us like we are stupid.
This winter storm can suck my dick
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This winter storm can suck my dick
stay warm this winter storm.
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
stay warm this winter storm.
Me reading all the quote posts about how they are electing a new pope
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Me reading all the quote posts about how they are electing a new pope
It would be so sexy to come home to a man making me curry in this cold weather.
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It would be so sexy to come home to a man making me curry in this cold weather.
There are currently 7 cardinals in my yard and I’m just staring at them thru the window.
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There are currently 7 cardinals in my yard and I’m just staring at them thru the window.
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Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
Forget my post this is way better
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Forget my post this is way better
my friend went to Japan and got me Kirby underwear, pokemon cards, a thong, and a Lego set..
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my friend went to Japan and got me Kirby underwear, pokemon cards, a thong, and a Lego set..
Sunday funday do time to bury myself in video games
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Sunday funday do time to bury myself in video games
