Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o
@xanalinos.bsky.social
Used to be vain, but perfect from now on.
Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print.
Nisei NeoYorquina NüMetal 🤘🏼
remarkably unquotable /s
Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print.
Nisei NeoYorquina NüMetal 🤘🏼
remarkably unquotable /s
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
As a bilingüe I have forever been amused that H/M in Spanish (hombre/mujer) is the opposite of macho/hembra.
Like, the shady dame from Seville in Victor/Victoria was onto something!
Like, the shady dame from Seville in Victor/Victoria was onto something!
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As a bilingüe I have forever been amused that H/M in Spanish (hombre/mujer) is the opposite of macho/hembra.
Like, the shady dame from Seville in Victor/Victoria was onto something!
Like, the shady dame from Seville in Victor/Victoria was onto something!
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A good person is worth more than any amount of money.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A good person is worth more than any amount of money.
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Who fucking cares. Release the fucking files.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who fucking cares. Release the fucking files.
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Ofc, when masks are outlawed only outlaws will wear masks...
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ofc, when masks are outlawed only outlaws will wear masks...
Doing God's work, internet stranger!
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Doing God's work, internet stranger!
Latest in the allegations of assault with a deli weapon
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Latest in the allegations of assault with a deli weapon
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I am not, in fact, sorry to this man, but this was the first thing I thought of
a woman is sitting at a table with a sticker that says sorry to this man on it .
Alt: Keke Palmer “sorry to this man”
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I am not, in fact, sorry to this man, but this was the first thing I thought of
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
"relive the trauma"! it's like going to a Halloween haunted house
It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"relive the trauma"! it's like going to a Halloween haunted house
Ponyo's family
Some other neat tricks: the males are often green & fluorescent, while females are yellow to brown and mostly non-fluorescent, which helps in identifying potential mates.
The suction cup lets them attach to other animals, each other, the glass in an aquarium, or the rocky channel bottom.
The suction cup lets them attach to other animals, each other, the glass in an aquarium, or the rocky channel bottom.
a bunch of small fish are in a bowl of water
Alt: A bunch of female spiny lumpfishes are suction cupped to the aquarium or each other. It's a dense population of orange fish in what looks like a white plastic barrel.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ponyo's family
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What are douladendrons?
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What are douladendrons?
Listening to Naked Eye by Luscious Jackson as I hear the first real rain hit the roof. It feels alright.
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Listening to Naked Eye by Luscious Jackson as I hear the first real rain hit the roof. It feels alright.
My mom was a not-so-secret fan of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, even if she was watching *with* us
You have to reboot your mom's favorite 90s show, what are you rebooting?
Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My mom was a not-so-secret fan of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, even if she was watching *with* us
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Mfer looks like his name is Cameron Sandiego.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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NIH child cancer researchers try to get funded again by the Trump Administration by dressing like Argentina.
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
NIH child cancer researchers try to get funded again by the Trump Administration by dressing like Argentina.
Happy national (US) Taco (tues)Day to those who celebrate
thelegomovie.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Tu...
thelegomovie.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Tu...
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy national (US) Taco (tues)Day to those who celebrate
thelegomovie.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Tu...
thelegomovie.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Tu...
Attn: courtroom sketch artist
Was it intentional to make Diddy look like the Boondocks granddad aka "Mr. Bitches"
Was it intentional to make Diddy look like the Boondocks granddad aka "Mr. Bitches"
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is getting sentenced today and faces up to 20 years — we’ll be updating live from the courtroom.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Is Getting Sentenced Today
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is getting sentenced today and faces up to 20 years — we’ll be updating live from the courtroom.
www.vulture.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Attn: courtroom sketch artist
Was it intentional to make Diddy look like the Boondocks granddad aka "Mr. Bitches"
Was it intentional to make Diddy look like the Boondocks granddad aka "Mr. Bitches"
Next edit: for becoming masked mercenaries for the oligarchs
October 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Next edit: for becoming masked mercenaries for the oligarchs
Great idea, can't wait to tune in, I miss XPN so much!
I made a playlist of my favorites here
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I made a playlist of my favorites here
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Great idea, can't wait to tune in, I miss XPN so much!
I made a playlist of my favorites here
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I made a playlist of my favorites here
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park — theonion.com/stress-free-...
Cue the tom lehrer record
Cue the tom lehrer record
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
theonion.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park — theonion.com/stress-free-...
Cue the tom lehrer record
Cue the tom lehrer record
Levitation festival in Austin highlights
"Virginia Reel Around the Fountain" Built To Spill (via Halo Benders)
"Texas Never Whispers" Pavement
only bummer: merch and montucky all sold out by the time I rolled in.
"Virginia Reel Around the Fountain" Built To Spill (via Halo Benders)
"Texas Never Whispers" Pavement
only bummer: merch and montucky all sold out by the time I rolled in.
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Levitation festival in Austin highlights
"Virginia Reel Around the Fountain" Built To Spill (via Halo Benders)
"Texas Never Whispers" Pavement
only bummer: merch and montucky all sold out by the time I rolled in.
"Virginia Reel Around the Fountain" Built To Spill (via Halo Benders)
"Texas Never Whispers" Pavement
only bummer: merch and montucky all sold out by the time I rolled in.
Raw milk
Raw sewage
Raw deal
We're cooked
Raw sewage
Raw deal
We're cooked
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Raw milk
Raw sewage
Raw deal
We're cooked
Raw sewage
Raw deal
We're cooked