Ed
xalthe.com
Ed
@xalthe.com
I'm burned out from the bad political takes from those on the left and right alike, their tribes over the truth. We, as a species, were meant for far greater things. Like cat videos and delicious baking recipes. Don't be like X.
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You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Someone should name their cat Spaceballs.

Spaceballs, the cat.
January 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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mobius and loki 👁️👁️ two of the cuties i’m taking care of for the next week 🖤

also if anyone has recs for things to do/see/eat in vegas, lmk ✌️
January 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Hey everyone, the family is safe but we unfortunately lost our home like countless others did in the Eaton Canyon Fire. I will have more to say once I’m able to process things a bit but for now just wanted to let people know we are safe and we will find a way forward.
-miles
January 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It’s surreal, actually, packing a go bag and deciding what you *have to take if you have to evacuate
January 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I love cats so much man. You know they go 'mrrp?' sometimes? Crazy shit
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes
January 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I love when bread has little seeds in it. It makes me feel like a bird. A bird with her little bread seeds.
January 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Whats wrong wit im
January 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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if you don’t meow back at cats, ur wrong
January 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social

I’ve been reading through The Dark Half (I know, an oldie). Have you ever considered making a book with Alexis Machine? Maybe even pen it as “George Stark”?
January 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Me on the 1st of January: I am going to lose at least 2 stone in weight by summer

Me on the 6th of January: I have a cold and therefore must eat everything in my house that is not nailed down
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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It's honestly incredible that a 12 pound human who can't speak, sit up, or feed himself, is currently calling all the shots in our house. He decides everything and we all just have to obey. He showed up, didn't even ask us for our names, and made himself CEO. And we just went along with it.
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Brains are funny.

I can remember every word to a song I haven't heard in 20 years but I've got no clue what my email password is.
January 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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i do unfortunately love my stupid cat so much i’ll buy anything that looks like him
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Augh. I have to bake later.
Did you know 💫 buttering your parchment paper, will give your cookies buttery, crispy bottoms without burning them?
🥰
January 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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When God closes a door, his cat meows at him until he opens it again.
January 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Those eyes! This little tuxedo kitty is the definition of adorable. 🥰😻🖤🤍

Credit: kohaze102
#cat #catlover #cute #pets
January 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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At 18:20 I decided I need to learn how to make miso soup.

19:15 on my way home with the basic ingredients, and a packet of instant miso soup, just in case.
January 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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18 years ago, my friend Henry came into this world pissed off, and he stayed that way until his death yesterday. Once, when my daughter’s boyfriend came to visit, the guy was getting ready for sleep when Henry jumped onto his pillow. looked right at the guy, then crapped all over the pillow.
January 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
January 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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In like 10 years, there will be a nostalgia resurgence for early 3D printed crap that will lead to fake 3D printed items at Target with those shitty print lines on them. Happy new year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Now that I've tweaked a few things and should have it all good to go! Here's the files for those that would like to print! 😁

#rkggk
#print

cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...
December 29, 2024 at 6:23 PM