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d’dad of the bird site, sebastian and his numerous others and their numerous others
the beach at golden hour
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Any Democratic member of Congress who wants to run for president in 2028 should file or endorse articles of impeachment before noon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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CNN: We have major breaking news. CNN just learning of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela… We have now have CNN's own teams that have personally witnessed explosions.
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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from @theonion.com print edition
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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That guy isn't some nobody. He was just named chair of the newly formed Presidential Working Group on Pro-Natal Policies after JD Vance helped launch his podcast as his first guest.
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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At what point does it become Zohran Mamdani's Turkish bribery scandal?
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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happy birthday to every horse
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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update
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Bobby Timmons is criminally underrated
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Rest easy, Isiah Whitlock Jr. 🙏🏾🕊💙
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
MTG could do so much more good by announcing to the world that she screwed up and disappearing from public life forever than she would be trying to be some sort of opposition leader from within.

But she won’t because that’s not the point of her media tour.
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One of the most heartwarming things about Mike Fossey was finding out that he was also talented in the real world. He was just a real, fun guy.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Republican platform is very simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what could it be
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December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM