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d’dad of the bird site, sebastian and his numerous others and their numerous others
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Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. :)
U.S. grocery prices have hit a record high — the monthly cost for a family of four is now $1,030.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. :)
Finally watched Over the Garden Wall
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Finally watched Over the Garden Wall
I’m explaining to my wife that as a child I was not allowed to see Mulan but I was allowed to see Saving Private Ryan. You can maybe guess the faces she’s making.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m explaining to my wife that as a child I was not allowed to see Mulan but I was allowed to see Saving Private Ryan. You can maybe guess the faces she’s making.
MBS is a model for him to maintain power
To recap:
*Berated reporter for asking about the type of cover-up that fueled Trump's conspiratorial attack on govt.
*Refused to condemn MBS for role in murdering a journalist, suggested journalist had it coming, berated reporter for asking abt it.
He is more committed to MBS than the free press.
*Berated reporter for asking about the type of cover-up that fueled Trump's conspiratorial attack on govt.
*Refused to condemn MBS for role in murdering a journalist, suggested journalist had it coming, berated reporter for asking abt it.
He is more committed to MBS than the free press.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
MBS is a model for him to maintain power
incredible stuff happening on the japanese learning instgram
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
incredible stuff happening on the japanese learning instgram
Hey I think they can run on this
"They don't care about Trump's past sins, they care about his current failures" is quite a GOP message.
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hey I think they can run on this
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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I asked ChatGPT to write a story about a journalist having an affair with a roadkill-eating politician from a prominent political dynasty in the style of Cormac McCarthy. While I hate AI, I think it's actually more readable.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I asked ChatGPT to write a story about a journalist having an affair with a roadkill-eating politician from a prominent political dynasty in the style of Cormac McCarthy. While I hate AI, I think it's actually more readable.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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DOGE BOY: (extremely sweaty) Generate a copy of this file that removes all references to Donald Trump
GROK: You got it, fren. Here’s a copy of epstein_list.pdf, and that’s on fleek
CNN NEWS: Newly-released files related to the Epstein case include 370 references to something called “Pedophile Tower”
GROK: You got it, fren. Here’s a copy of epstein_list.pdf, and that’s on fleek
CNN NEWS: Newly-released files related to the Epstein case include 370 references to something called “Pedophile Tower”
July 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
DOGE BOY: (extremely sweaty) Generate a copy of this file that removes all references to Donald Trump
GROK: You got it, fren. Here’s a copy of epstein_list.pdf, and that’s on fleek
CNN NEWS: Newly-released files related to the Epstein case include 370 references to something called “Pedophile Tower”
GROK: You got it, fren. Here’s a copy of epstein_list.pdf, and that’s on fleek
CNN NEWS: Newly-released files related to the Epstein case include 370 references to something called “Pedophile Tower”
fuck! city council voted to undo my baptism
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
fuck! city council voted to undo my baptism
But I was told that Democrats would do this!
5 headlines tonight on Charlotte Observer’s homepage:
“Manolo's Bakery closes to protect customers”
“Church members flee as federal agents arrive”
“Super G executive describes agents dragging out teen employee”
“Border Patrol questions people at Walmart”
“Border Patrol sweep sparks fear”
“Manolo's Bakery closes to protect customers”
“Church members flee as federal agents arrive”
“Super G executive describes agents dragging out teen employee”
“Border Patrol questions people at Walmart”
“Border Patrol sweep sparks fear”
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
But I was told that Democrats would do this!
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
When she says she wants to apologize for her toxic politics, she doesn’t believe her gross antisemitism is part of that
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I think the right question to ask is, was Jeffrey Epstein working for Israel? I'm proud to say I don't take money from AIPAC."
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When she says she wants to apologize for her toxic politics, she doesn’t believe her gross antisemitism is part of that
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
thinking of learning piano
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
thinking of learning piano
chris cuomo is realizing that the rest of his life is going to be arguing with pedophiles about weird pedantic pedo shit
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
chris cuomo is realizing that the rest of his life is going to be arguing with pedophiles about weird pedantic pedo shit
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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personally I would never delve too greedily or too deep
February 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
personally I would never delve too greedily or too deep
I’m always saying this
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m always saying this