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boogity boogity boo
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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My dad died going off the rails on a crazy train you son of a bitch
January 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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On this date in 1984, Minutemen - 'Double Nickels on the Dime' was released.

📈 #7 for 1984, #504 overall

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July 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Pavement - 'Wowee Zowee' released 30 years ago on this day.

Stream / purchase the LP: pavement.ffm.to/wowee

#MatadorRevisionistHistory
April 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Just wait until you see his second phase!
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Just saw a guy using cruise control so he could eat corn-on-the-cob
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute.

Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!

youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...
George Lowe as Space Ghost, in the Country
YouTube video by SpeedyB
youtu.be
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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They should make a polite fast & furious called kind & courteous
February 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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We used to be a real country.
February 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office
January 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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i gotta go to the bathroom
January 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I feel like driving my car into the ocean right about now
December 30, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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1. Place Nixon Pez dispenser on turntable
2. Set phone camera to “panoramic”
3. Press shutter
December 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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leviathan with open mouth view 2, wacky golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
can’t wait to not post anything here
October 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM