Woosh or Valley
@wooshorvalley.bsky.social
Your favorite little guy (autistic adult)
They or Xe
I write poems and sing songs and say words
Talk to me about Minecraft YouTube
pfp by fudgecake-charlie on tumblr
They or Xe
I write poems and sing songs and say words
Talk to me about Minecraft YouTube
pfp by fudgecake-charlie on tumblr
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Oh btw an intro post from me!
Hi! I’m Woosh or Valley. You probably know me from The Garages, where I wrote these four songs:
open.spotify.com/track/5BoTz0...
open.spotify.com/track/5SwfZB...
open.spotify.com/track/3WzP0I...
open.spotify.com/track/6pDluJ...
I’m mostly gonna chill here tho rlly
Hi! I’m Woosh or Valley. You probably know me from The Garages, where I wrote these four songs:
open.spotify.com/track/5BoTz0...
open.spotify.com/track/5SwfZB...
open.spotify.com/track/3WzP0I...
open.spotify.com/track/6pDluJ...
I’m mostly gonna chill here tho rlly
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Alanis Morissette - "we stood at the precipice of total collapse, fingers intertwined, our truths settled with words we'd never speak"
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Alanis Morissette - "we stood at the precipice of total collapse, fingers intertwined, our truths settled with words we'd never speak"
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my husband just sent me this
March 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my husband just sent me this
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GREAT news everyone!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
Careers at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
GREAT news everyone!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
Just sneezed so hard that I did a full 360° turn in a spinny chair
March 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just sneezed so hard that I did a full 360° turn in a spinny chair
God the TTRPG community is doing some real golden work nowadays
Happy Opening Day! Check out this mini-RPG I wrote for the occasion. Free download.
A DRIVE INTO DEEP LEFT FIELD
You are a sportscaster. Something serious has occurred, unrelated to the game, that you must speak on.
Nick Castellanos is at bat.
downloadagoat.itch.io/a-drive-into...
A DRIVE INTO DEEP LEFT FIELD
You are a sportscaster. Something serious has occurred, unrelated to the game, that you must speak on.
Nick Castellanos is at bat.
downloadagoat.itch.io/a-drive-into...
A DRIVE INTO DEEP LEFT FIELD by downloadagoat
a one-page micro-rpg
downloadagoat.itch.io
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
God the TTRPG community is doing some real golden work nowadays
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current state of social media:
- fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed
- bluesky is for political panic
- insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic
- tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban
- fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed
- bluesky is for political panic
- insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic
- tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban
March 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
current state of social media:
- fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed
- bluesky is for political panic
- insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic
- tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban
- fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed
- bluesky is for political panic
- insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic
- tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban
People should be weirder about Balatro. Where are the jimbosonas. Where are the Balatro fanfics. Cmon people
March 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
People should be weirder about Balatro. Where are the jimbosonas. Where are the Balatro fanfics. Cmon people
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just learned that it is possible to upload over 1 minutes of video which means. beatboxing puppy
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just learned that it is possible to upload over 1 minutes of video which means. beatboxing puppy
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“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?
![[quoting a tweet from bad novelist Brad Torgersen complaining about the teaching of The Great Gatsby in schools]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreiapylpwptfor5gjebc4agjxss4nhvmmos75rkahvqn7zcu4wgevp4@jpeg)
March 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?
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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
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Dear cis people,
It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is.
These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain.
Light these fools up.
It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is.
These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain.
Light these fools up.
Texas Republican Keithself storms out of the meeting he's supposed to be running because a Democrat asked him to treat his colleague Sarah McBride with respect. These people would not last one day as a trans person.
March 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Dear cis people,
It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is.
These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain.
Light these fools up.
It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is.
These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain.
Light these fools up.
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I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt.
March 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt.
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Please please please just make your fucking comic. It doesn't have to have mass appeal or be marketable. I'm literally making a comic about gay aztec steampunks. A publisher would laugh me out the door. I still have a budding audience!! And even then! If it brings you joy, make the fucking comic!
March 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Please please please just make your fucking comic. It doesn't have to have mass appeal or be marketable. I'm literally making a comic about gay aztec steampunks. A publisher would laugh me out the door. I still have a budding audience!! And even then! If it brings you joy, make the fucking comic!
She’s just a girl your honor, she’s just woken up and she’s just a girl
Timothy C. Roth, a member of Maryland's 'Task Force Turtle' (TFT) snapped this photo of a female common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) emerging from brumation in a dry lake mudhole with 18 lbs of dirt & grass on her back.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
March 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
She’s just a girl your honor, she’s just woken up and she’s just a girl
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This is the news we deserve.
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio
Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.
www.cbc.ca
March 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is the news we deserve.
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
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Hey y’all, fellow Garages / @fourth-strike.com bandmate June is looking for help after Dealing With A Lot Of Shit so if you have some spare money to help out it would be super appreciated.
Donate to Help Me Move and Take Leave, organized by J Applegate
Over the past couple weeks I've experienced a mental health emergency.
Towards recovery, I am… J Applegate needs your support for Help Me Move and Take Leave
gofund.me
March 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hey y’all, fellow Garages / @fourth-strike.com bandmate June is looking for help after Dealing With A Lot Of Shit so if you have some spare money to help out it would be super appreciated.
My irl self and my online self are so entirely different sometimes I wonder if it’s a plurality thing
(It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)
(It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)
March 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My irl self and my online self are so entirely different sometimes I wonder if it’s a plurality thing
(It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)
(It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)
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ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes
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One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy.
“It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”
“It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”
March 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy.
“It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”
“It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”
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We knew this was coming.
We've been preparing for months.
Call your reps. Don't give them rest.
And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.
We've been preparing for months.
Call your reps. Don't give them rest.
And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We knew this was coming.
We've been preparing for months.
Call your reps. Don't give them rest.
And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.
We've been preparing for months.
Call your reps. Don't give them rest.
And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.