jawn valjawn
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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
wow thanks for nothing josh
Of the 223 cars that were part of an inspection mandated by the Federal Railroad Administration, only 76 were returned to service.
It could take until at least mid-December to restore a semblance of normal service, SEPTA General Manager Scott Sauer said Friday.
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It could take until at least mid-December to restore a semblance of normal service, SEPTA General Manager Scott Sauer said Friday.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wow thanks for nothing josh
excitedly showing my wife that i'm not the only one considering a Slurry Tube
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
excitedly showing my wife that i'm not the only one considering a Slurry Tube
i've had to drive to work due to septa fuckups WAY more than ever lately and i've been saying this
Driving to/from Center City the past few weeks instead of taking regional rail has taught me one important lesson: we need to collectively accept the risk of trains blowing up inexplicably instead of doubling the commute time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i've had to drive to work due to septa fuckups WAY more than ever lately and i've been saying this
My least favorite movies are the four movies I was forced to watch because one of my then-partners family gathered around the tv and we all watched some shit every fuckin time we visited. those movies are: Arrival, Zootopia, Minions, and Captain America Civil War.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My least favorite movies are the four movies I was forced to watch because one of my then-partners family gathered around the tv and we all watched some shit every fuckin time we visited. those movies are: Arrival, Zootopia, Minions, and Captain America Civil War.
when you wear a hockey jersey that is ever so slightly too small, and the flyers logo is very large, and like, unyielding, since it isn't made of stretchy fabric, the effect is basically. gritty binder
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when you wear a hockey jersey that is ever so slightly too small, and the flyers logo is very large, and like, unyielding, since it isn't made of stretchy fabric, the effect is basically. gritty binder
watching new york and seattle's mayoral elections from philly
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
watching new york and seattle's mayoral elections from philly
i just bought this lil puzzle and the cashier was like "i saw this at the louvre, it was my favorite painting there" and i wanted to be like "were you there recently 👀 was it you 👀" but instead i said "i have this tattooed except it's gritty" and then i realized i was also wearing a flyers jersey
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i just bought this lil puzzle and the cashier was like "i saw this at the louvre, it was my favorite painting there" and i wanted to be like "were you there recently 👀 was it you 👀" but instead i said "i have this tattooed except it's gritty" and then i realized i was also wearing a flyers jersey
The fact that all the sixers jerseys now have a huge fucking crypto ad on them makes them all completely hideous to me no matter what the merits of the actual jersey design may be
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The fact that all the sixers jerseys now have a huge fucking crypto ad on them makes them all completely hideous to me no matter what the merits of the actual jersey design may be
been doing more puzzles lately. the vader vs kenobi one kinda sucked to finish, the whole bottom left corner was miserable. i really dig the trilogy posters tho, i'd never seen them before? not sure if they were specifically commissioned for these puzzles?
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
been doing more puzzles lately. the vader vs kenobi one kinda sucked to finish, the whole bottom left corner was miserable. i really dig the trilogy posters tho, i'd never seen them before? not sure if they were specifically commissioned for these puzzles?
upper and lower case letters are an example of sexual dimorphism
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
upper and lower case letters are an example of sexual dimorphism
it's been so long since i played commander and i can officially say i have NO idea what the last like ... five years? ... worth of cards do. so my strategy was to kill the player playing the most unfamiliar cards before i had to, like, read them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it's been so long since i played commander and i can officially say i have NO idea what the last like ... five years? ... worth of cards do. so my strategy was to kill the player playing the most unfamiliar cards before i had to, like, read them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pop music and sports, both of which i thought i was too cool for at 16
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pop music and sports, both of which i thought i was too cool for at 16
i have never once seen art of princess leia in a black parade marching band uniform that says "we'll carrie on" and i KNOW there is a shit ton of overlap of mcr weirdos and star wars weirdos, what gives
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i have never once seen art of princess leia in a black parade marching band uniform that says "we'll carrie on" and i KNOW there is a shit ton of overlap of mcr weirdos and star wars weirdos, what gives
it is truly wild how quickly "share the mysterious omens" has replaced "piss" in my vocabulary when this was posted 2 days ago
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
it is truly wild how quickly "share the mysterious omens" has replaced "piss" in my vocabulary when this was posted 2 days ago
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Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
🫡 a real hero (we call them hoagies here)
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🫡 a real hero (we call them hoagies here)
Reposted by jawn valjawn
this applies to both the politician and the card game just so we're clear
seeing people handing it to MTG and I'm begging people you don't have to hand it to MTG
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this applies to both the politician and the card game just so we're clear
my friend whomst i had not seen irl since like 2018 forgot i say shit like "fuck meesa!" out loud for real and was reminded within 5 minutes of getting in my car
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my friend whomst i had not seen irl since like 2018 forgot i say shit like "fuck meesa!" out loud for real and was reminded within 5 minutes of getting in my car
Reposted by jawn valjawn
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by jawn valjawn
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
flyers posting star wars pictures but didn't make dan vladar darth vader? come on it's right there you've been calling him darth vladar all season
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
flyers posting star wars pictures but didn't make dan vladar darth vader? come on it's right there you've been calling him darth vladar all season
someone pointed out that sebulba's podracer is shaped like that because george lucas wanted "anakin skywalker chases down an X-shaped vehicle" to be a recurring theme for some fucking reason
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
someone pointed out that sebulba's podracer is shaped like that because george lucas wanted "anakin skywalker chases down an X-shaped vehicle" to be a recurring theme for some fucking reason
🙂↕️ go birds
Every single person’s life would be improved dramatically if they simply adopted the Philadelphian “fuck you, dickhead” mindset
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🙂↕️ go birds
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we’ve got about two years until our evil Philly mayor’s term is up btw
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
we’ve got about two years until our evil Philly mayor’s term is up btw
waking up and seeing i have to be happy for new york city 🤮
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
waking up and seeing i have to be happy for new york city 🤮