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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
finally watched the birds go in person! it was very cold.
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
finally watched the birds go in person! it was very cold.
watching new york and seattle's mayoral elections from philly
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
watching new york and seattle's mayoral elections from philly
i just bought this lil puzzle and the cashier was like "i saw this at the louvre, it was my favorite painting there" and i wanted to be like "were you there recently 👀 was it you 👀" but instead i said "i have this tattooed except it's gritty" and then i realized i was also wearing a flyers jersey
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i just bought this lil puzzle and the cashier was like "i saw this at the louvre, it was my favorite painting there" and i wanted to be like "were you there recently 👀 was it you 👀" but instead i said "i have this tattooed except it's gritty" and then i realized i was also wearing a flyers jersey
been doing more puzzles lately. the vader vs kenobi one kinda sucked to finish, the whole bottom left corner was miserable. i really dig the trilogy posters tho, i'd never seen them before? not sure if they were specifically commissioned for these puzzles?
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
been doing more puzzles lately. the vader vs kenobi one kinda sucked to finish, the whole bottom left corner was miserable. i really dig the trilogy posters tho, i'd never seen them before? not sure if they were specifically commissioned for these puzzles?
SAME and also i hate that i even know the names of so many new york politicians? like why do i know that? whence this clown?
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
SAME and also i hate that i even know the names of so many new york politicians? like why do i know that? whence this clown?
we did a puzzle! also clarence "helped"
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we did a puzzle! also clarence "helped"
wore this all day. it actually did wonders for my productivity, it was like horse blinders
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
wore this all day. it actually did wonders for my productivity, it was like horse blinders
the thing about clarence is that he's perfect.
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the thing about clarence is that he's perfect.
First linocut attempt since ... high school art class, probably?
October 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
First linocut attempt since ... high school art class, probably?
well it was a terrible weekend for sports but my friends got married and i almost had this reaction to the cantor's speech
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
well it was a terrible weekend for sports but my friends got married and i almost had this reaction to the cantor's speech
Rally towel obtained
October 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Rally towel obtained
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DAWG
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DAWG
the clone army? oh, you mean the
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the clone army? oh, you mean the
happy new year! my equinox illimat game was, as it often is, interrupted by clarence
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
happy new year! my equinox illimat game was, as it often is, interrupted by clarence
me in the discord after saying i don't believe sword fighting to be inherently homoerotic
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
me in the discord after saying i don't believe sword fighting to be inherently homoerotic
Did you know it is illegal to say I hope Nick Castellanos homering means the thing happened? Super illegal.
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Did you know it is illegal to say I hope Nick Castellanos homering means the thing happened? Super illegal.
to paraphrase John Kruk, "I ain't American, lady, I'm Philadelphian"
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
to paraphrase John Kruk, "I ain't American, lady, I'm Philadelphian"
ok no more fucking around let's clinch the division tonight
September 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ok no more fucking around let's clinch the division tonight
hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
September 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
