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wolfgabe.bsky.social
@wolfgabe.bsky.social
Just your typical video game loving geek/Walmart employee who also happens to be a big MST3K fan.
Aspiring game developer and 3D artist, Walmart employee
https://www.tumblr.com/wolfgabe https://spoutible.com/Wolfgabe
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Now suddenly feel like making a compilation thread of no context #Caddicarus moments
Trump's problem is that everyone is expecting that he will pull some kind of bullshit to stop the files from coming out so a cover up will be quickly noticeable. Also, investigations by Pam Bondi won't stop Epstein's estate from spilling the beans if they so choose.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Seen people suggest that Donald will try to control what files are released. There are a few flaws to that strategy

1. Democrats have already made it clear they have no issue prosecuting any Dems named in the files

2. Too much damaging info on Trump's connections has spilled out already
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hes probably convinced himself that only Democrats will be exposed despite the fact that so much of his connections to Epstein have spilled out already.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
So hows that whole regime consolidation thing coming along?
BREAKING! NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS LEAVING OREGON, ILLINOIS, AND CALIFORNIA AND RETURNING HOME!

Why? Because Trump can't deploy them. Why? Because the Courts.
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My final pre release impressions on Air Riders from the Global Test Demo 🧵

It really does feel like the Air Ride Sakurai originally wanted to make back in 2003. Everything feels a lot more polished and refined. There is a good deal more nuance added with multiple characters now.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Its kinda wild how people call Nintendo greedy with the prices of Switch 2 games when 1700 Red Rings in Sonic Rumble costs as much as a copy of Mario Kart World or Sonic Racing Crossworlds Deluxe
Sonic Rumble is a fun game

Sonic Rumble also has many skins that individually (if there was no discount) cost just as much as buying Crossworlds

You do earn a small amount of red rings from just playing but like. What the fuck were they thinking with these prices?
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
We all know why Rick was replaced by Daroach in Round 2 of the Global Test Ride
the ring racers experience
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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good riddance to the PTC. i don't think anybody will miss them.

then again, i'd be surprised if they were even still relevant today anyways.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
End of an era for Parents Television Council, the conservative TV watchdog
In its heyday, the group's members lodged thousands of indecency complaints with the Federal Communications Commission, and led calls for advertisers to boycott shows.
www.latimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I would love if they actually did video game parodies as well with Zootopia

Mongoose Gear Solid
Elken Ring
Legend of Zebra Deer of the Kingdom
Shelldivers II
Grand Heiff Auto 6
Bark Raiders
Howl Knight Skunksong
Meowtroid Prime 4
World of Boarcraft
Slitherpunk 2077
The world premiere of ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ featured parody posters for:

• ‘Moana’
• ‘Tangled’
• ‘Toy Story 5’
• ‘The Incredibles 3’
• ‘Avatar: Fire And Ash’
• ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’
• ‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’

(via Fandango)
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Toy Story 6 and 7 are just PG Sausage Party
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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BLASTER MASTER
SUNSOFT/TOKAI 1988
NES
June 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I think the reason Trumps usual threats don't seem to be working here is because a lot of Republicans are understandably terrified even more of being branded as Grand Old Pedophiles for real
Don't underrate this moment. 50-100 votes breaking (enough for a veto proof majority) with a same party congress and the president actively lobbying against it is very, very lame duck and indicative of major fissures and breaks in the party.
President Trump is making a last-ditch push to dissuade House Republicans from supporting a measure this week to release files related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh Susana don't you cry for me!

Cause I come from Alabamy with a banjo on my knee!

TUSK
TUSK (2014)

Cinematography by James Laxton
Directed by Kevin Smith

🎥
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Nintendo reveals more Switch games have been fixed on Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo has been busy working with third party developers to ensure their games work properly on the Nintendo Switch 2. Today, the company has announced a new batch of Nintendo Switch games which should now be working…
Nintendo reveals more Switch games have been fixed on Nintendo Switch 2
Nintendo has been busy working with third party developers to ensure their games work properly on the Nintendo Switch 2. Today, the company has announced a new batch of Nintendo Switch games which should now be working correctly when played on the Nintendo Switch 2. Nintendo has also highlighted a few Nintendo Switch games which it has found aren't working correctly on Nintendo Switch 2 and they are Doom (2016), Doom + Doom 2, Captain Tsubasa: Rise of New Champions and Oddworld: Soulstorm.
mynintendonews.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Your new Ogrelord commands you to eat at Burger King!
Never forget how in 2004 to promote their "Shrek 2" kids meals, Burger King equipped the roofs of their restaurants with 12 foot tall, 40 pound, inflatable Shreks
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Features Bsky still desperately needs:

An edit feature
Drafts
Polls
Protected accounts
Community Notes

These are all basic features other sites have so I'm not sure why we don't have them here.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It might not be much to look at now but its hard to overstate how much of a breath of fresh air for the series Sonic Colors felt like when it originally released in 2010
'Sonic Colors' was released on the Nintendo Wii 15 years ago today in the US.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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"Ghislaine Maxwell said in a sworn deposition to Trump's friend that Trump always acted like a gentleman. And—a little thing about me—I believe women." — SNL
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Legend
Nickelodeon | SpongeBob SquarePants | September 28, 2001; 8:00pm
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Comedy Central | Mystery Science Theater 3000 "Space Travelers" | September 2, 1994; 12:00am
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Cartoon Network | Dexter's Laboratory | February 7, 2003; 11:00pm
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When you look past its infamous historical stigma and its hideous technical shortcomings, the Atari 2600 version of Pac Man proves to be a fairly competent port and a testament to Tod Frye's skill in pushing the limits of the VCS hardware.
Atari 50: The Namco Legendary Pack (Switch / Digital Eclipse / 2025) - PAC-MAN (Atari 2600)
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I have always been curious if I was the only one who remembered the Golden Tee games aka that one golf arcade game you saw in practically every sports bar in the late 90s/early 2000s
Golden Tee Arcade Classics (Switch) is $19.99 on Amazon buff.ly/uIB5cxA

Best Buy PS5/Switch buff.ly/2AzzheG #ad
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Time to roll out this chestnut again.
#metroid
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yet somehow BlueSky still manages to be 10x more comprehensible and functional than whatever the hell Twitter is in its current state
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM