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Witty-Not-Pretty (aka Fluffy)
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Equally bored and tired with life in general. Old but with a young outlook. Hopes to bring occasional smiles, while the world descends into absolute chaos.
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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The next calendar vote for my 2027 calendar is for January. There are not many good images from January due to the fact that I think we had about two dry days 😂So here are the choices and in fact two of these were on the same day!
1. Fire & Ice
2. The Volcano
3. Birthday Sunrise.
4. The Candle
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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I love those posts that end with ‘…wrong answers only.’ That’s exactly how we train our Information Desk staff.
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Trying to log in here earlier, to then get notified of the need to verify my age, which I'd already done. Took bloody ages to sort out. Silly people 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I finally convinced the local stags to wear jeans. Had to do some alterations though, as the leg lengths were too long...
That's a turn up for the bucks.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Honest question, is a 330 lb deadlift impressive? 👀
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Single cow actors, should be scene but not herd.
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Last October King Charles & Camilla said "our thoughts & utmost sympathies have been & will remain with victims of abuse"
Then they must use their influence to get the psni, MI5 & the Garda to tell all they know about the trafficking of young boys from Kincora in Belfast to Lord Louis Mountbatten.
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Thng with all the Mandelson stuff - this is what's come out now, but he was sacked twice before with what came out at the time? And yet he was then platformed, taken seriously, seen as a 'voice of reason'. Easy to zero in on Mandelson as he is an utterly horrific person, but it's the whole system /1
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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I would just reiterate, that it seems unlikely that I, Just A Guy, A Regular Guy, knew more in-depth detail about Peter Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein than the Prime Minister off the United Kingdom who was at the time considering appointing him as Ambassador to the United States.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Abolish the Lords and the monarchy.

How many times does the failure of these institutions need to be highlighted.
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Mandelson emailing "Finally got him to go today....." to Epstein the day before Brown resigned !?
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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These allegations are incredibly serious, it is now only right that the police investigate Peter Mandelson for potential misconduct in public office.
Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans. ft.trib.al/dT7pS1s
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Earlier on today a guy in our VIP lounge walked over to Piers Morgan and punched him in the face. I contacted the police and ambulance service, but he left before either arrived. That was a waste of two 2nd class stamps.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I’ve been scratching my head all day about why and who in the DOJ did this.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
ICE are, in reality, a terrorist organisation. Treat them as such.
February 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Going through a difficult time with your partner? Finding it hard to communicate or make yourself understood? Maybe we can help? Why not book one of our restaurants for Sunday lunch? Nothing says ‘it’s dead and over’ like eating in an airport.
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Although it may be sunny today, it's still pretty cold here. Soup needed. Carrot and Jersusalem artichokes today.
#food #foodsky #soup #lunch #goodlunch #homecooking
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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