Nick 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@witty-handle2332.bsky.social
He/him pronouns, father of 2. BLM, TransRights, Philadelphia sports (sadly), and a lot of typical nerd shit. does anybody read these?
Christmas gift from my boss who clearly gets me as a person
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Christmas gift from my boss who clearly gets me as a person
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My take on Trump's address tonight is that he's always won in the past by staying on the attack and refusing to apologise. He didn't defend himself: he proclaimed reality, ignored all arguments to the contrary, and went back to throwing punches.
This felt defensive, weak. And maybe a little scared.
This felt defensive, weak. And maybe a little scared.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My take on Trump's address tonight is that he's always won in the past by staying on the attack and refusing to apologise. He didn't defend himself: he proclaimed reality, ignored all arguments to the contrary, and went back to throwing punches.
This felt defensive, weak. And maybe a little scared.
This felt defensive, weak. And maybe a little scared.
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Yo the Flyers
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yo the Flyers
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sprinting full speed through Shady Brook when I get back to Bucks County next week so I can see the light show without paying $80
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sprinting full speed through Shady Brook when I get back to Bucks County next week so I can see the light show without paying $80
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the president of the united states during his cabinet meetings vs when the guy who directed the princess bride gets murdered and he can write a multi-paragraph fanfic about it being because of him
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the president of the united states during his cabinet meetings vs when the guy who directed the princess bride gets murdered and he can write a multi-paragraph fanfic about it being because of him
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there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
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What did State Farm know?
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What did State Farm know?
JJ McCarthy WHAT WAS THAT
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
JJ McCarthy WHAT WAS THAT
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one of the handful of tweets I left up when I functionally nuked my account at the old place
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
one of the handful of tweets I left up when I functionally nuked my account at the old place
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Didn’t realize the flyers are literally the best shootout team in the league. I used to pray for times like these.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Didn’t realize the flyers are literally the best shootout team in the league. I used to pray for times like these.
New bird alert! Dark-eyed Junco. They have a very short, very distinct chirp. Kind of a winter only bird in SE PA, cool to see just hanging out above my driveway this morning.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
New bird alert! Dark-eyed Junco. They have a very short, very distinct chirp. Kind of a winter only bird in SE PA, cool to see just hanging out above my driveway this morning.
Jesus fucking Christ
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
Absolute coaching failure this season. The back breaking penalty issue has not been solved in 3+ weeks now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Absolute coaching failure this season. The back breaking penalty issue has not been solved in 3+ weeks now.
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
Straight up I thought about getting a drink but the eagles have be not even wanting to do that. I’ve blown to a new level of depressed I’ve never even comprehended.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Straight up I thought about getting a drink but the eagles have be not even wanting to do that. I’ve blown to a new level of depressed I’ve never even comprehended.
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Saquon had success running outside so naturally we need to remove that from the playbook and run him up the middle.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Saquon had success running outside so naturally we need to remove that from the playbook and run him up the middle.
The defense attempting to drag a lifeless elephant of an offense all the way to the finish line
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The defense attempting to drag a lifeless elephant of an offense all the way to the finish line
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That section looks fun
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That section looks fun