*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
my mind hears "I was talking to my clock radio the other day..."
my mind hears "I was talking to my clock radio the other day..."
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Just for context on how fucked up this arrangement is.
Just for context on how fucked up this arrangement is.
"So I asked my autistic friend who's special interest overlaps this topic-" based, full of whimsy, you have gained my respect and admiration
"So I asked my autistic friend who's special interest overlaps this topic-" based, full of whimsy, you have gained my respect and admiration
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
theyre not even playing the "oh our brand doesnt discriminate!" song and dance
I then watched a discord group full of "super fans" whine and moan about how it was the worst thing they had ever seen
New iterations are okay, not all media has to die after the original gets popular
I then watched a discord group full of "super fans" whine and moan about how it was the worst thing they had ever seen
New iterations are okay, not all media has to die after the original gets popular
This seems kinda significant.
This seems kinda significant.
Many such cases
Many such cases
The school hated it. Every time they called me in, I always told them if they weren't beating up other kids I wouldn't have had to touch them. Then I would tell them how I was better at keeping kids safe than they were.
Things that have reliably worked: “okay whatever”, laughing at them, “fuck you, no”
Seems relevant this week/month/year
The school hated it. Every time they called me in, I always told them if they weren't beating up other kids I wouldn't have had to touch them. Then I would tell them how I was better at keeping kids safe than they were.