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nathan
@wiseposter.bsky.social
· Oct 16
(playing a marimba for like 7 minutes while the camera cuts around showing credits) hello and welcome to my page
(crashing my car into the store) beep beep coming through lol
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
(crashing my car into the store) beep beep coming through lol
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after deep consideration how to obtain Baja Blast syrup, I have decided to opt for "put three cans' worth in a tray in the convection oven on low", which will dehydrate it to the level I want without boiling the heat-sensitive flavors.
as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
after deep consideration how to obtain Baja Blast syrup, I have decided to opt for "put three cans' worth in a tray in the convection oven on low", which will dehydrate it to the level I want without boiling the heat-sensitive flavors.
as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
an armed adult Disney fan followed me to my car after they overheard me misidentifying the rat as Michael Mouse six times during an argument
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
an armed adult Disney fan followed me to my car after they overheard me misidentifying the rat as Michael Mouse six times during an argument
more like the New York Crimes. not sure where i am going with it after that but there it's gone. well, see ya later
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
more like the New York Crimes. not sure where i am going with it after that but there it's gone. well, see ya later
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Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse (Reithrodontomys raviventris)
Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered
Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered
ML633132564 - Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse - Macaulay Library
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November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse (Reithrodontomys raviventris)
Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered
Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered
we should try increasing healthcare costs in the united states to see if that fixes things
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
we should try increasing healthcare costs in the united states to see if that fixes things
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
i hate moderate to severe symptoms!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i hate moderate to severe symptoms!!!!
signal from socialist occupied new york: everything in black & white. man woman & child struggle like with basic tasks like in infomercials
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
signal from socialist occupied new york: everything in black & white. man woman & child struggle like with basic tasks like in infomercials
i was trying to think of something to say but i need a break. back in a month or two ✌️
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i was trying to think of something to say but i need a break. back in a month or two ✌️
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RIP Kaleb
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
RIP Kaleb
guy who doesnt understand the rich possibility of metaphors: i'm going to lie down like a dog and sleep
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
guy who doesnt understand the rich possibility of metaphors: i'm going to lie down like a dog and sleep
halloween season is here. football fans were treated to a spooky haunted tie game and they also saw zombie jerry jones on screen too much
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
halloween season is here. football fans were treated to a spooky haunted tie game and they also saw zombie jerry jones on screen too much
dislike playing for the fg here
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
dislike playing for the fg here
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ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
basket case sounds pretty useful if you've got a lot of baskets. unfair pejorative
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
basket case sounds pretty useful if you've got a lot of baskets. unfair pejorative
i wish i could watch this game rn because stuff like 5 plays for -2 yards followed by 6 for 7 seems impossible. it is outside of reality
September 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i wish i could watch this game rn because stuff like 5 plays for -2 yards followed by 6 for 7 seems impossible. it is outside of reality
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running the navy likes it’s a mcdolanlds
September 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
running the navy likes it’s a mcdolanlds
midyear candidate for my list of Feats in Oafishness
Tyler Conklin picked his own teammate and got called for OPI
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
midyear candidate for my list of Feats in Oafishness
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There’s no rule that says a giant cockroach can’t play football
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There’s no rule that says a giant cockroach can’t play football
i need mike kafka to have a higher profile career so i can call something in the NFL Kafkaesque in a way that makes everyone mad
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i need mike kafka to have a higher profile career so i can call something in the NFL Kafkaesque in a way that makes everyone mad
they should make it illegal to advertise gambling and medicine just so americans have something to watch on tv
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
they should make it illegal to advertise gambling and medicine just so americans have something to watch on tv
lol giants faked it to skattebo and he ran into the lb so hard on purpose i could hear it on the field mic
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
lol giants faked it to skattebo and he ran into the lb so hard on purpose i could hear it on the field mic
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