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(playing a marimba for like 7 minutes while the camera cuts around showing credits) hello and welcome to my page
(crashing my car into the store) beep beep coming through lol
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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after deep consideration how to obtain Baja Blast syrup, I have decided to opt for "put three cans' worth in a tray in the convection oven on low", which will dehydrate it to the level I want without boiling the heat-sensitive flavors.

as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
an armed adult Disney fan followed me to my car after they overheard me misidentifying the rat as Michael Mouse six times during an argument
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
more like the New York Crimes. not sure where i am going with it after that but there it's gone. well, see ya later
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse (Reithrodontomys raviventris)

Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered
ML633132564 - Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse - Macaulay Library
© Connor Cochrane; Marin, California, United States;
macaulaylibrary.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
we should try increasing healthcare costs in the united states to see if that fixes things
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i hate moderate to severe symptoms!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
signal from socialist occupied new york: everything in black & white. man woman & child struggle like with basic tasks like in infomercials
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i was trying to think of something to say but i need a break. back in a month or two ✌️
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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RIP Kaleb
Salvation Mountain.
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
guy who doesnt understand the rich possibility of metaphors: i'm going to lie down like a dog and sleep
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
halloween season is here. football fans were treated to a spooky haunted tie game and they also saw zombie jerry jones on screen too much
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
dislike playing for the fg here
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.

COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
basket case sounds pretty useful if you've got a lot of baskets. unfair pejorative
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i wish i could watch this game rn because stuff like 5 plays for -2 yards followed by 6 for 7 seems impossible. it is outside of reality
September 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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running the navy likes it’s a mcdolanlds
September 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
midyear candidate for my list of Feats in Oafishness
Tyler Conklin picked his own teammate and got called for OPI
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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There’s no rule that says a giant cockroach can’t play football
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i need mike kafka to have a higher profile career so i can call something in the NFL Kafkaesque in a way that makes everyone mad
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
they should make it illegal to advertise gambling and medicine just so americans have something to watch on tv
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
lol giants faked it to skattebo and he ran into the lb so hard on purpose i could hear it on the field mic
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM