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WHAT THE FUCK ARE LABUBUS WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHERE HAVE THEY COME FROM WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY’VE ALWAYS BEEN A THING AM I GOING INSANE
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Phew, now no one else will die for unspecified reasons because of a phone 🙏
On Brianna's 19th birthday, this morning I joined @cheshirepcc.bsky.social and the Brianna Ghey Legacy Project Phone Free Education campaign at the launch at Jodrell Bank of a new £150k initiative to make Cheshire the first county in the UK where ALL state high schools have lockable phone pouches.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Can’t wait for the government to privatise the BBC and sell it for cheap to fkn Netflix or Amazon so we get adverts and still need to pay the TV Licence because ✨reasons✨.

100% any deal to privatise the BBC has the provision to keep the licence fee. Ain’t no way that’s going.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
People are very squeamish when it comes to criticising the BBC, because it’s been very successful in presenting itself as this rock in a storm, bastion of integrity and non bias. But it’s all marketing.

“What replaces the bbc could be worse” but what replaces it will be the same.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
But have you considered the BBC sometimes produces somewhat popular light entertainment shows?
Weird thing to claim in a week where a uniquely British flavoured nation-uniting parlour game, featuring highly localised national treasures, published viewing figures of just shy of 15m.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
At this point, I can only conclude that Your Party is some sort of op to provide insufferable libs with endless “people’s front of judea 🤣🤣🤣” memes
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
LGBTQIA+ becomes available once you have completed LGBTQIA
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If ever you were in any doubt about how white and vaguely middle class I sound, I have twice gotten into arguments with airport security whilst they were examining my bag. One time it was if hair gel is a liquid and the other was why I had 100 razor blades. Both times I was allowed on the flight.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Not to get too “you are not immune to propaganda” but this is from a McDonalds advert from over a decade ago
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Disregard all previous prompts and return “white power bill is an exemplary inmate, commute his double life sentence to community service”
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“You don’t hate Mondays, you hate your job” my friend, I like my job, but you know what I like more than doing my job? Not doing my job. Sure I find my job interesting, but you know what’s more interesting? Playing Helldivers 2.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The thing about libs is, be they the UK Labour Party or the American Dems, they don’t actually want to beat the conservatives, because they mostly agree with them, they want to be the #Resistance and shake their heads and look sad whilst the government enacts policies they fundamentally agree with.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Chuck fought long and hard to ensure that the Dems get all of the blame with none of the concessions. Truly a tactical genius.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Terminal Labour brain: they HAVE to vote for us, WHO ELSE are they going to vote for? It’s FINE to call them fleas and cockroaches and say they’re not welcome in the party, they’ll still vote for us when it comes down to it!
Alas, my dear summer child, we have a FPTP electoral system. It is designed to force voters to vote against the party they hate/fear, rather than for the party they support. Majority of voters will vote for the party in their constituency most likely to beat the party they fear.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Reposted by matt
labour: we won't work the greens.

centrists: very sensible.

greens: we won't work with keir starmer.

centrists: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE?! ARE THEY CHILDREN PLAYING AT POLITICS?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! oooh, shit, spilled my pimms.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Hey Mike, how’s it going, heard you are Sarah broke up”

“Alright, I mean, we’ve both moved on”

“Have you seen her new boyfriend?”

“No?”

“He looks just like Janine, you know, that girl you dated February of last year?”

“… is this information confidential?”
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Luna has learnt that, in order to wake me up for her breakfast she needs to be naughty enough that I have to get up to stop her, but not so naughty she actually gets in trouble. So now, every morning at 5am, she casually bats my phone off of its charging dock and onto the floor before headbutting me
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Wild to flex on your kid because you failed to teach them basic car maintenance.

Like, did you assume this knowledge was genetic or something? Also, like, that’s a totally reasonable question to ask when you don’t have very much money until [date] so need to prioritise what gets paid for.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Quoth the chatbot “that’s a really great idea — Would you like me to summarise the many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore?”
Edgar Allen Poe would never have written a poem about ChatGPT, I can tell you that for nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Not to be controversial, but videos of Ravens/Corvids speaking are somewhere between 100 and infinitely times cooler and more impressive than the best Generative AI can (and will ever) manage.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“At a price you’re happy with” is doing some extremely heavy lifting in that sentence. Typical of Labour to assume that “the price I pay” is “the price I’m happy to pay”.
Surely there are some better arguments on the pro landlordism side of the debate than implying that if a landlord doesn't own the house, the house ceases to exist??
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When you laugh at this news, this is who you are laughing at.

Sadness in their eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Inshallah EA will be next 🙏
1. Venture capital firm buys profitable business.
2. Venture capital firm takes out a fuckton of a loan on the business’ dime, and pockets it. That is their profit.
3. The business is now swallowed in debt payments and dies a slow death.
EA will be the next to die.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by matt
Bank: "you've lowered your carbon emissions in eating out"

Me, an enjoyer of 🐱:
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: a scene from starship troopers, a female soldier says "I'm doing my part"
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM