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When you’re Matt ☝️
I’m going to go joker mode on this exchange, because why is it acceptable for someone to be “fussy about tea” but if they’re fussy about coffee they’re some sort of insufferable hipster who makes drinking coffee their entire personality?
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Not to get too “you are not immune to propaganda” but this is from a McDonalds advert from over a decade ago
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
She’s a little gremlin, but I love her.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Wild to flex on your kid because you failed to teach them basic car maintenance.

Like, did you assume this knowledge was genetic or something? Also, like, that’s a totally reasonable question to ask when you don’t have very much money until [date] so need to prioritise what gets paid for.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So conservative Corbyn got 2 million more votes than Starmer?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When you laugh at this news, this is who you are laughing at.

Sadness in their eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
where’s your fucking poppy
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Me too
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Alright, Bean Daddy
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
These are your song titles
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ok, this is the West Country
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cream tea
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is a bit of a Mandela effect thing, but the game was called Canis Canem Edit
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sure, but maybe China isn’t all that great:
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me, going down with this ship
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is why they won’t bring in PR, they think people will vote for them, so all their strategies account for like an addition 50% of Green/Lib Dem votes by default.

I’m sure that won’t go badly for them at all
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Two party system babes 😘
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Technically true, but a lot has changed since then. The original Staffordshire Terriers (back before decades of selective breeding specifically for fighting) were significantly less muscular and generally smaller. Like, y’know, the other terrier breeds. Since they were for hunting rats.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Cutting now to Latvian Vladimir Putin to find out his opinion, Dutch Vladimir Putin disagrees.
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM