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Will Templeton
@willeth.bsky.social
Keep your beers cold and your rods hot.

Cancer boy, Scorpio man
Pinned
All I really want in life is a cat and several million pounds.
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i've asked an llm one question, about something i know about, and it made up a bunch of incorrect bullshit that i knew to be false. what am i supposed to do with that
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
That Google Pixel "add me" AI photo feature they're advertising now really makes me question making fun of those cultures who thought a photo was stealing part of your soul
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Go give Shoe money
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I had a lovely phone call with my mum this morning, where she told me that 39 years ago she thought she needed to do a big poo, but actually it was just me about to be born.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I got the shipping notice for this, got very excited, and then realised I haven't got a bloody thing in the house that'll play it so I'll have to sit in the driveway blasting it in my 2008 Seat Ibiza
It is ONE WEEK until our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is released to a mostly indifferent public!

Huge thank yous to everyone who pre-ordered, and there's still time to grab yourself one to so get shoppin' 💰 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Getting mixed messages here.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@nershly.bsky.social damn, just saw you in the PMG vid, you are awesome and I'm sorry this is happening to you all
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What a delicious piece of writing. I can just taste the mischievous satisfaction he had writing that second and third sentence.
The best advice I’ve ever read about cartooning. From Arthur Ferrier, in the wonderful collection of his work put together by Rian Hughes and @koreropress.bsky.social.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's occurred to me that some people might be annoyed I haven't replied to DMs in the last six months. It's not you, it's just that the UK has forced me to give all my DNA to Epic Games if I want to reply
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's good that they've delayed GTA VI another six months, because that gives them extra time to ruin their reputation as much as possible.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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First episode, second season… third wheel? Meet Herman! Our season 2 premiere OUT NOW! #audiodrama
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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*whispers* None of the royals deserve their titles. 🤫🫢
Success 💥

Andrew has been stripped of his titles – no one should be able to hold to titles they don’t deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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One day all the LLMs simultaneously start to hallucinate a major news event which never occurred
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Boycott anything Harry Potter. It's incredibly easy to do
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
God I can not wait for this. Season 1 was fantastic. I'm going to have to relisten again over the next week.
It's nice to know Llewellyn is paying attention.

Season 2 starts October 31st! #audiodrama
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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People are talking about this as an AWS or centralization issue, but really it's a symptom of a different problem of software resilience much bigger than Amazon: Almost no software of any kind accounts for the possibility that it wouldn't be successfully connected to the internet all the time.
Eight Sleep adds ‘outage mode’ to smart beds after AWS problems left them frozen
Eight Sleep became No Sleep
www.theverge.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My mum once had a lovely conversation with a stranger and came away telling me about the hockey team she'd learned about, the Toronto Make-Believes
Have been reminded of the time my girlfriend met a chihuahua called Death Row on her dog walk who turned out to actually be called Jethro.
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Cannae mind the last time I was in a supermarket and didnae hear like ten different folk going "Oh fuck sake" at the price of something.
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM