Whiskey Mittens
@whiskeymittens.bsky.social
Former professional dog-walker, currently harassing dogs on the street for free. San Francisco, CA, USA.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
Be nice to your Bay Area friends this week. We just found out we lost our albino alligator, Claude, mascot of Cal Academy of Sciences. SF is in mourning. 😢
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Be nice to your Bay Area friends this week. We just found out we lost our albino alligator, Claude, mascot of Cal Academy of Sciences. SF is in mourning. 😢
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
The Wishing Tree
Women breaks down in a what? 1940s Rolls? wtf is this car?
Takes a ride from a stranger, brags about being chairperson of something nobody’s heard of, then makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about her cancer. The exposition is strong in this scene.
Women breaks down in a what? 1940s Rolls? wtf is this car?
Takes a ride from a stranger, brags about being chairperson of something nobody’s heard of, then makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about her cancer. The exposition is strong in this scene.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The Wishing Tree
Women breaks down in a what? 1940s Rolls? wtf is this car?
Takes a ride from a stranger, brags about being chairperson of something nobody’s heard of, then makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about her cancer. The exposition is strong in this scene.
Women breaks down in a what? 1940s Rolls? wtf is this car?
Takes a ride from a stranger, brags about being chairperson of something nobody’s heard of, then makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about her cancer. The exposition is strong in this scene.
Oh no, there’s a Tony Robbins Network? We’re just mainstreaming MLM cults now? I mean, I guess we always have.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh no, there’s a Tony Robbins Network? We’re just mainstreaming MLM cults now? I mean, I guess we always have.
Going to figure out how to watch Hallmark Channel movies without paying for hallmark channel and live-skeet them here for your torture.
I’m nothing if not giving.
I’m nothing if not giving.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Going to figure out how to watch Hallmark Channel movies without paying for hallmark channel and live-skeet them here for your torture.
I’m nothing if not giving.
I’m nothing if not giving.
At the end of this Thanksgiving weekend:
I’m grateful both of my parents are alive, because every month that goes by it becomes more tenuous.
I’m grateful to have a job, but also my union that I helped organize, because things can always be better.
I’m grateful for pebble ice - I am an addict.
I’m grateful both of my parents are alive, because every month that goes by it becomes more tenuous.
I’m grateful to have a job, but also my union that I helped organize, because things can always be better.
I’m grateful for pebble ice - I am an addict.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
At the end of this Thanksgiving weekend:
I’m grateful both of my parents are alive, because every month that goes by it becomes more tenuous.
I’m grateful to have a job, but also my union that I helped organize, because things can always be better.
I’m grateful for pebble ice - I am an addict.
I’m grateful both of my parents are alive, because every month that goes by it becomes more tenuous.
I’m grateful to have a job, but also my union that I helped organize, because things can always be better.
I’m grateful for pebble ice - I am an addict.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
See, now this is the kind of cold I can get behind. 3-4 days, all symptoms above the neck. Easy peasy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
See, now this is the kind of cold I can get behind. 3-4 days, all symptoms above the neck. Easy peasy.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle: the electric wall heater that kept shutting itself off last year has decided to work this year. Thank you, turkey jeebus.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle: the electric wall heater that kept shutting itself off last year has decided to work this year. Thank you, turkey jeebus.
Companies having “Black Friday” sales online from nov. 20th…🙄
Bitch, we used to assault and battery each other over cabbage patch dolls.
Bitch, we used to assault and battery each other over cabbage patch dolls.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Companies having “Black Friday” sales online from nov. 20th…🙄
Bitch, we used to assault and battery each other over cabbage patch dolls.
Bitch, we used to assault and battery each other over cabbage patch dolls.
I follow Martha Stewart on IG because she has the most hilarious, out-of-touch posts ever but she’s currently IN a slot canyon in Arizona instead of watching her servants polish her silver and I gotta give it to her. Well-played, diva.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I follow Martha Stewart on IG because she has the most hilarious, out-of-touch posts ever but she’s currently IN a slot canyon in Arizona instead of watching her servants polish her silver and I gotta give it to her. Well-played, diva.
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why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
Gotta say, I’m enjoying the alertness all of this Sudafed is providing. I can see why meth is so popular. You can get a lot done in a day.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gotta say, I’m enjoying the alertness all of this Sudafed is providing. I can see why meth is so popular. You can get a lot done in a day.
Anybody got a cold that started with JUST sneezing or am I having some bizarre winter allergic reaction?
Watch this space for future sore throat whinyness.
Watch this space for future sore throat whinyness.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Anybody got a cold that started with JUST sneezing or am I having some bizarre winter allergic reaction?
Watch this space for future sore throat whinyness.
Watch this space for future sore throat whinyness.
Kind of grateful I went to night 3 of David Byrne in SF because it was so great, I probably would have bought another ticket and gone again (but ya girl’s broke!)
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Kind of grateful I went to night 3 of David Byrne in SF because it was so great, I probably would have bought another ticket and gone again (but ya girl’s broke!)
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
NYTimes Cooking IG today: “Sometimes you want a cake but don’t want to put pants on.”
Sometimes?
SOMETIMES?!
Sometimes?
SOMETIMES?!
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
NYTimes Cooking IG today: “Sometimes you want a cake but don’t want to put pants on.”
Sometimes?
SOMETIMES?!
Sometimes?
SOMETIMES?!
I love that, as a species (and other species frankly), no matter how long we live we all seem to be flabbergasted by daylight unsavings every year.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lantern in his hand
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lantern in his hand
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I love that, as a species (and other species frankly), no matter how long we live we all seem to be flabbergasted by daylight unsavings every year.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Tiffany is selling a $6600 scorpion necklace right now, in case you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas. ♏️
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Tiffany is selling a $6600 scorpion necklace right now, in case you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas. ♏️
Just saw a video of Dean Koontz for the first time and was not prepared for the haircut.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just saw a video of Dean Koontz for the first time and was not prepared for the haircut.
Watching The Invitation and, 20 minutes in, I already like Will. Always be suspicious and never trust your ex, my guy. These bitches be up to something. 😒
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching The Invitation and, 20 minutes in, I already like Will. Always be suspicious and never trust your ex, my guy. These bitches be up to something. 😒
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Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.