Wait…I did this too. Now I’ve gotta put them both in pheromone calming collars so they won’t beat each other up all day.

“Put a man on child support”? 🙄

I thought this movie was going to be about the professor and the cancer lady, then I thought it was going to be about the professor and the lady professor, but it’s really about parenting, and the friends we made along the way. #thewishingtree 🌈

Isn’t this the theme from Little Mermaid? (I know nothing about musical theater.)

#hallmark #hallmarkmovie

Oh no, snobby rich mom enters the chat.

#hallmark #hallmarkmovie

Small town teacher wears cufflinks to first date. Mmkay.

#hallmark #hallmarkmovie

Foreshadow rich kid getting a redemptive character arc.

#hallmark #hallmarkmovie

Widower storyline enters the chat.

#HallmarkHolidays

Wait, is this gonna be the plot of the Holdovers?

I appreciate the progressive propaganda for the children, considering who watches the Hallmark Channel. You know who ended child labor and unsafe work conditions?

Roku has a whole Hallmark holidays thing going, help me jeebus.

This is a perfect Letterboxed review by of Midsommer, ala Ayo.

Holy shit, showing children Europa Europa is a choice.

I don’t care how old any of my professionals are: pilots, doctors, teachers. Except therapists. I need someone who’s lived through some shit and who can get my references. 50% of my sessions are trauma dumping and 50% is telling GenX-era jokes.

Thank god. Imma be so f-ing pagan this solstice. Gimme that light.