Whiskey Mittens
@whiskeymittens.bsky.social
Former professional dog-walker, currently harassing dogs on the street for free. San Francisco, CA, USA.
Kind of grateful I went to night 3 of David Byrne in SF because it was so great, I probably would have bought another ticket and gone again (but ya girl’s broke!)
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Kind of grateful I went to night 3 of David Byrne in SF because it was so great, I probably would have bought another ticket and gone again (but ya girl’s broke!)
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.
Here is my beautiful Sabine (black) who, at age 17, didn’t appreciate that I brought home a wily street ginger. But I did catch this cute interaction. She lived until almost 20. RIP Charlie Brown! 💔
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here is my beautiful Sabine (black) who, at age 17, didn’t appreciate that I brought home a wily street ginger. But I did catch this cute interaction. She lived until almost 20. RIP Charlie Brown! 💔
I don’t know why I’m getting Eddie Bauer ads on instagram but they are hawking the most insane shit this season. For example:
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don’t know why I’m getting Eddie Bauer ads on instagram but they are hawking the most insane shit this season. For example:
First day of 25/26 fall/winter with the heated blanket plugged in.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
First day of 25/26 fall/winter with the heated blanket plugged in.
How cute is my man rn?
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How cute is my man rn?
THE STREET CAT IS IN THE ROOM. I REPEAT: THE STREET CAT. IS LOUNGING. IN MY ROOM.
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
THE STREET CAT IS IN THE ROOM. I REPEAT: THE STREET CAT. IS LOUNGING. IN MY ROOM.
Back on my birthday trip shit #happyplace
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Back on my birthday trip shit #happyplace
This seems both precarious and uncomfortable.
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This seems both precarious and uncomfortable.
He’s just so damn handsome!
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He’s just so damn handsome!
My new reaction to extremely serious situations:
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My new reaction to extremely serious situations:
Look at this impotent piece of shit in my text messages. No, there’s nothing you can do for my money or my support, you quivering old ghost.
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look at this impotent piece of shit in my text messages. No, there’s nothing you can do for my money or my support, you quivering old ghost.
Is…is this the first time my major depressive disorder has been a *benefit* to my life…?! 🥹
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is…is this the first time my major depressive disorder has been a *benefit* to my life…?! 🥹
Yay, have a meeting next week finally to talk about what my job is now.
In related news, I finally found the power supply for my personal laptop so I can update my resume.
In related news, I finally found the power supply for my personal laptop so I can update my resume.
September 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yay, have a meeting next week finally to talk about what my job is now.
In related news, I finally found the power supply for my personal laptop so I can update my resume.
In related news, I finally found the power supply for my personal laptop so I can update my resume.
Procrastination pays! I kept holding off ordering my new travel bag from @portlandgear.bsky.social and now my preferred color is back in stock! Just in time for my trip later this month. Can’t wait!
September 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Procrastination pays! I kept holding off ordering my new travel bag from @portlandgear.bsky.social and now my preferred color is back in stock! Just in time for my trip later this month. Can’t wait!
September 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ending week 3 of not knowing what team I’m on or what my job responsibilities are since the re-org. Another week over of “It will be announced by Friday”.
Meanwhile orientations and applications go live in 10 days.
Meanwhile orientations and applications go live in 10 days.
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ending week 3 of not knowing what team I’m on or what my job responsibilities are since the re-org. Another week over of “It will be announced by Friday”.
Meanwhile orientations and applications go live in 10 days.
Meanwhile orientations and applications go live in 10 days.
So splendor. Much wealthy.
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So splendor. Much wealthy.
I’ve really encouraged the Tortie to use her voice more over the last year. She’s been so timid her whole life. It may have backfired because she won’t shut the fuck up now.
I will say, I know what she wants more often now and communicating with another species is super cool.
I will say, I know what she wants more often now and communicating with another species is super cool.
August 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ve really encouraged the Tortie to use her voice more over the last year. She’s been so timid her whole life. It may have backfired because she won’t shut the fuck up now.
I will say, I know what she wants more often now and communicating with another species is super cool.
I will say, I know what she wants more often now and communicating with another species is super cool.
August 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I appreciate this instagram ad for a blanket shows me the size visually.
August 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I appreciate this instagram ad for a blanket shows me the size visually.
Mary Jane celebrates!
August 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mary Jane celebrates!
“Not now, you vulgar lush!”
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Not now, you vulgar lush!”
I went to the shelter to get an “active” kitten to keep my orange boy company. Looked in the kitten room and said “There. I’ll take the little tortie who’s currently fighting a rug.”
August 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I went to the shelter to get an “active” kitten to keep my orange boy company. Looked in the kitten room and said “There. I’ll take the little tortie who’s currently fighting a rug.”