Sararosa (and Wheeler)
wheelertheedog.bsky.social
Sararosa (and Wheeler)
@wheelertheedog.bsky.social
Sararosa: Social work grad student, former journalist and podcast producer. Here for the fun that was zapped out of Twitter.

Wheeler: Dog, hippo toy lover, here because my mom loves posting pictures of me.
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honestly, at this point, fuck it, spray me with the mood stabilizers
January 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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At the second-grade craft fair yesterday when the PA switched over from the orchestral version of Sleigh Ride to The Dreidl Song, the entire Chinese-American/Arab diaspora/Italian Catholic class went absolutely buck wild for it like the DJ at a sorority mixer had put on Sweet Caroline
December 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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strutting into the Mayo Clinic with a french loaf and a sack of salami
December 16, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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A tricky thing about this new Timothée Chalamet movie is that it's inherently funny when anyone (including Bob Dylan) talks like Bob Dylan.
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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It's almost unreal to recall that there was a brief moment in time where BuzzFeed News had established enough credibility that I had a sit-down interview with President Obama.

What Jonah has done to destroy BuzzFeed News and so much more at BuzzFeed since then is still a gut punch.
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Do you shop at Kroger or Albertsons? If so, the FTC just stopped your grocery prices from surging higher.

FTC Chair Lina Khan is showing what it looks like for the government to work for working people.
Federal judge blocks Kroger’s $25 billion mega-merger with Albertsons | CNN Business
A federal judge in Oregon blocked Kroger’s proposed $25 billion tie-up with Albertsons, ruling that the largest merger in US supermarket history would limit competition and harm consumers.
www.cnn.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Scientists have identified two types of brain cells in the abdomen that appear to control different aspects of digestion.
These neurons in the abdomen help form the gut-brain connection
Scientists have identified two types of brain cells in the abdomen that appear to control different aspects of digestion.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
First at home blowout with a product that my stylist gave me was a huge success. She did say it was discontinued though so now I need to find a dupe for when I am out!
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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why do we eat? just to poop again? Life is a prison
December 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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overnight oats? no, i need like three weeks' notice
December 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Matt's mom said "Mabel" stands for "Mothers Always Bring Extra Love" when his dad texted this photo in their family group chat today.
How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?

Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 4, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 1:50 AM
When I was in high school, I liked to joke about someone starting a doo wop cover band of Husker Du called Husker Du Wop. I have lost so much brain power since then.
December 4, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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an update on His Roundness: he's still very round 🟤
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
This is my joint Sararosa-Wheeler account. Wheeler is busy drinking his water VERY LOUDLY and eating dinner so he has nothing to say.
December 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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there should be a Home Alone movie for every holiday
December 4, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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What dark wizardry is this
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM