Will B
@whatwillb42.bsky.social
Advocates for:
Everything that is morally correct.
Also: everything that is funny, even if it’s not morally correct.
Everything that is morally correct.
Also: everything that is funny, even if it’s not morally correct.
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Will B
@whatwillb42.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Can’t believe I just asked Alexa to show me all of the Harry Potty Movers…
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"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."
June 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."
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joke’s on you, bub, i don’t post to be funny, i post to heal the world
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
joke’s on you, bub, i don’t post to be funny, i post to heal the world
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if a being that combines organic and biomechatronic body parts skips its antidepressants it becomes a sighborg.
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if a being that combines organic and biomechatronic body parts skips its antidepressants it becomes a sighborg.
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
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By now, Trump is starting to realize just how badly he and Vance lost their White House argument with Zelenskyy, despite all his handlers trying to reassure him. And because Trump is infinity petty and incapable of admitting a mistake, expect him to lash out hard—not just at Ukraine.
March 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
By now, Trump is starting to realize just how badly he and Vance lost their White House argument with Zelenskyy, despite all his handlers trying to reassure him. And because Trump is infinity petty and incapable of admitting a mistake, expect him to lash out hard—not just at Ukraine.
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customer: your darkest roast please
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
customer: your darkest roast please
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
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BREAKING: WHO BEARS THE MOST RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE OVAL OFFICE ARGUMENT? WITH 79,312 VOTES 👏
March 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BREAKING: WHO BEARS THE MOST RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE OVAL OFFICE ARGUMENT? WITH 79,312 VOTES 👏
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Governor Walz has it right. I miss hearing his plain, common sense talk.
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Governor Walz has it right. I miss hearing his plain, common sense talk.
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After the Oval Office ambush on Ukraine/ Zelenskyy, the European Union needs to show Solidarity with Ukraine , what better way than an emergency Summit in Kiev 🦋🇺🇦 🦋
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
After the Oval Office ambush on Ukraine/ Zelenskyy, the European Union needs to show Solidarity with Ukraine , what better way than an emergency Summit in Kiev 🦋🇺🇦 🦋
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Her: Did you wanna do something this weekend?
Me: Sorry, I’m just not interested in people anymore.
Me: Sorry, I’m just not interested in people anymore.
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Her: Did you wanna do something this weekend?
Me: Sorry, I’m just not interested in people anymore.
Me: Sorry, I’m just not interested in people anymore.
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Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
Saw my ex at the grocery store, put eggs in her cart without her noticing. Long story short, I now have full custody of the kids.
February 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Saw my ex at the grocery store, put eggs in her cart without her noticing. Long story short, I now have full custody of the kids.
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The Frat Boy Cabinet so far will be comprised of: An alcoholic serial sex abuser & wife beater, a vaccine-denying heroin addict, a dog-killing xenophobe, & a rabid conservative misogynist, none of whom have ANY qualifications to hold the jobs they seek…to serve a 34 count convicted felon? O…kay…🙄
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Frat Boy Cabinet so far will be comprised of: An alcoholic serial sex abuser & wife beater, a vaccine-denying heroin addict, a dog-killing xenophobe, & a rabid conservative misogynist, none of whom have ANY qualifications to hold the jobs they seek…to serve a 34 count convicted felon? O…kay…🙄
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Wise men say to know thyself, but I like the thrill of making love with a stranger
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Wise men say to know thyself, but I like the thrill of making love with a stranger
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well that’s a little harsh
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
well that’s a little harsh
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when I was younger I always thought adults were being dramatic when they said "If it's not one thing it's another" but now as an adult I can confirm without hesitation that if it's not one thing it's another
January 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
when I was younger I always thought adults were being dramatic when they said "If it's not one thing it's another" but now as an adult I can confirm without hesitation that if it's not one thing it's another
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inside of you are two wolves, but were
January 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
inside of you are two wolves, but were
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RFK Jr trying to distance himself from the antivax movement is like Bob Seger denouncing old time rock and roll.
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
RFK Jr trying to distance himself from the antivax movement is like Bob Seger denouncing old time rock and roll.
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i went in and asked them what i could get for fifty bucks and they told me that rosebud was a sled, bruce willis was dead the whole time, and that soylent green is people
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i went in and asked them what i could get for fifty bucks and they told me that rosebud was a sled, bruce willis was dead the whole time, and that soylent green is people
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies