Sand Shark
@wereshark.bsky.social
Extremely intermittent poster. There is basically no reason to follow me.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Finished my furlough scarf project!
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Finished my furlough scarf project!
I'm on furlough, and it looks like it'll last through at least the end of the week, so I've started a new weaving project. Seeing as I will (theoretically) get back pay once the shutdown is over, this may be my only chance to get paid a living wage to weave a cool scarf
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm on furlough, and it looks like it'll last through at least the end of the week, so I've started a new weaving project. Seeing as I will (theoretically) get back pay once the shutdown is over, this may be my only chance to get paid a living wage to weave a cool scarf
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Once summer starts, I'm going to get back into weaving. I've been investigating something called "Shadow Weave" which looks dope but also sounds like something a Lovecraft character was investigating right before he disappeared under mysterious circumstances
April 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Once summer starts, I'm going to get back into weaving. I've been investigating something called "Shadow Weave" which looks dope but also sounds like something a Lovecraft character was investigating right before he disappeared under mysterious circumstances
Saw a sign this weekend for "GARAGE SALE / MAN CAVE SATURDAY", and from this day forward I will be referring to the day before Easter as Man Cave Saturday
April 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Saw a sign this weekend for "GARAGE SALE / MAN CAVE SATURDAY", and from this day forward I will be referring to the day before Easter as Man Cave Saturday
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Putting an "I bought this before Henry went crazy" sticker on my Model T
April 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Putting an "I bought this before Henry went crazy" sticker on my Model T
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Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!
April 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!
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Check out the lil fella I found in my office this morning
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Check out the lil fella I found in my office this morning
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
A few weeks back, I saw my first Burrowing Owl in the wild. I just happened to have a loaded film camera with me at the time, so here he is
January 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A few weeks back, I saw my first Burrowing Owl in the wild. I just happened to have a loaded film camera with me at the time, so here he is
My neighbor is setting off fireworks, I can only assume in an attempt to castle doctrine Santa
December 25, 2024 at 4:48 AM
My neighbor is setting off fireworks, I can only assume in an attempt to castle doctrine Santa
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all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars
Got a new lens for one of my cameras and it is LARGE
November 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Got a new lens for one of my cameras and it is LARGE
Don't speed you guys
October 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Don't speed you guys
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October 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Saw a hearse monster truck this morning and all i can say is hell yeah
September 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Saw a hearse monster truck this morning and all i can say is hell yeah
Found a baffling shirt at an estate sale and just had to have it
August 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Found a baffling shirt at an estate sale and just had to have it
Tried to come up with a dumb name and landed on Dick Burpo, and after investigating further I am delighted to report that there are more than one real Dick Burpos (Dicks Burpo?) out there
August 25, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Tried to come up with a dumb name and landed on Dick Burpo, and after investigating further I am delighted to report that there are more than one real Dick Burpos (Dicks Burpo?) out there
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On my second repeat of it and goddamn is the Bayle fight so good. Best feeling fight in the DLC hands down. I don't even mind dying so much because it means I get to see that sick transition to phase two again
August 13, 2024 at 2:54 AM
On my second repeat of it and goddamn is the Bayle fight so good. Best feeling fight in the DLC hands down. I don't even mind dying so much because it means I get to see that sick transition to phase two again
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Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House
August 1, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House