we all have our egos to bear
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
we all have our egos to bear
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He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
Music made by anyone over 35 is never quite as good
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Music made by anyone over 35 is never quite as good
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genius is 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration and 98% trepanation
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
genius is 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration and 98% trepanation
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Making America grate again
January 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Making America grate again
Nevermind coffee, I've become a bread snob
September 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nevermind coffee, I've become a bread snob
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Elton John is highly skilled at playing the piano, but he sucks on the organ.
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Elton John is highly skilled at playing the piano, but he sucks on the organ.
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which of the Greek gods were autistic do you think
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
which of the Greek gods were autistic do you think
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My mother-in-law just had an accident. She flew off the handle. She's fine, but the broom is totaled.
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My mother-in-law just had an accident. She flew off the handle. She's fine, but the broom is totaled.
Jury panels should be replaced by your local friendly Facebook chat group.
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jury panels should be replaced by your local friendly Facebook chat group.
I mean everything I say makes sense - in context of course
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I mean everything I say makes sense - in context of course
Why is the Moon called Moon?
September 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why is the Moon called Moon?
The present is a past factory
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The present is a past factory
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Onions are just goth apples
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Onions are just goth apples
Just paring drinks to my family members
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just paring drinks to my family members
Tommy used to work on the docks. I worked in a DIY store but you won't catch me banging on about it
August 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tommy used to work on the docks. I worked in a DIY store but you won't catch me banging on about it
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Be the reason they stop using the phrase 'there's no such thing as a stupid question'
August 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Be the reason they stop using the phrase 'there's no such thing as a stupid question'
If vampires lived in the arctic circle, would they migrate?
August 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If vampires lived in the arctic circle, would they migrate?
Will there be a point in time where every puns has been made?
July 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Will there be a point in time where every puns has been made?
At what age does it change from 'I fell over' to 'i had a fall'?
July 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
At what age does it change from 'I fell over' to 'i had a fall'?
You're being annoying. Go and lick the air somewhere else
July 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
You're being annoying. Go and lick the air somewhere else
"No offence, but you look like someone who enjoys hiking"
June 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"No offence, but you look like someone who enjoys hiking"
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i'm not an influencer but i have yawned on a train...
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i'm not an influencer but i have yawned on a train...
I need an introvert cafe. Only tables for one, no music, headphones compulsory, preorder through an app
June 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I need an introvert cafe. Only tables for one, no music, headphones compulsory, preorder through an app
"hey, how's it going?"
Me: "Stimmingly"
Me: "Stimmingly"
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"hey, how's it going?"
Me: "Stimmingly"
Me: "Stimmingly"