Charlie Rhabdo
@wellguesswhat.bsky.social
recovering pro musician — cunnilingus enthusiast — Skynet herald
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
Browns, end of second half, when they realize beating the Steelers will help Baltimore
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Browns, end of second half, when they realize beating the Steelers will help Baltimore
Cris, we didn’t need to know about your dry semen
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Cris, we didn’t need to know about your dry semen
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they're adding noam chomsky to fortnite
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
they're adding noam chomsky to fortnite
Spiro Dedes like, Semeje Perene bengs it in for a Cincinetti Techdewn
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Spiro Dedes like, Semeje Perene bengs it in for a Cincinetti Techdewn
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I guess the question isn't whether Rivers is the Colts' best QB option right now. It's whether the Colts would have been better off with Rivers at QB all season.
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I guess the question isn't whether Rivers is the Colts' best QB option right now. It's whether the Colts would have been better off with Rivers at QB all season.
What the heck does “Manifiest Unavailable” mean, NFL?
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What the heck does “Manifiest Unavailable” mean, NFL?
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
why do Tirico and Collinsworth say “Mariota” like he’s a character on Shogun
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
why do Tirico and Collinsworth say “Mariota” like he’s a character on Shogun
Rodney Harrison lmao
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Rodney Harrison lmao
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Brock Bowers had to make the best catch in NFL history for Geno Smith to throw a touchdown
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Brock Bowers had to make the best catch in NFL history for Geno Smith to throw a touchdown
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After the first 10 min of '80s nostalgia porn, Stranger Things immediately and has always sucked ass.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
After the first 10 min of '80s nostalgia porn, Stranger Things immediately and has always sucked ass.
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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It's come to my attention that residents of Cincinnati are upset that, in my 15 Transactions newsletter, I referred to Skyline Chili as "mid". And you know what? I don't regret saying that at all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's come to my attention that residents of Cincinnati are upset that, in my 15 Transactions newsletter, I referred to Skyline Chili as "mid". And you know what? I don't regret saying that at all.
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“if you raise taxes, the billionaires will just leave” wow that sounds even better
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“if you raise taxes, the billionaires will just leave” wow that sounds even better
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My dad would both “never go to NYC if my life depended on it” and “doesn’t care about the city at all” while being “very concerned about the communist mayor.”
Strange tension to hold in one’s mind.
Strange tension to hold in one’s mind.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My dad would both “never go to NYC if my life depended on it” and “doesn’t care about the city at all” while being “very concerned about the communist mayor.”
Strange tension to hold in one’s mind.
Strange tension to hold in one’s mind.
so we’re replacing hot dogs with birria tacos? um hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
so we’re replacing hot dogs with birria tacos? um hell yeah
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Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
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Goes without saying the Commandos need to go back to this uniform motif as soon as possible. Next step: Actually getting a logo
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Goes without saying the Commandos need to go back to this uniform motif as soon as possible. Next step: Actually getting a logo
Jonathan Vilma doesn’t know how offensive personnel packages work
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Jonathan Vilma doesn’t know how offensive personnel packages work
Cortland Sutton is just alright at everything except at the catch point, where he is a wizard
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Cortland Sutton is just alright at everything except at the catch point, where he is a wizard
what’s up with FanDuel?
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
what’s up with FanDuel?
