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Frank Hajdu
@frankhajdu.bsky.social
'90s hip hop / fantasy football / dawgs.
Advisor @WhoSampled. Ex: Legendary, Nerdist, Elektra Records, Myspace Music, Brown U.
/HAY-doo/
The surname Ciattarelli comes from an old Italian word meaning "not even fucking close, again."
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Redirect the daylight saving hate toward something useful like getting Super Bowl Saturday.
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@dennycarter.bsky.social Heard you mention the recent influx of sports voices on BlueSky. Would be cool to see a starter pack of your favorites.
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Reposted by Frank Hajdu
This is what happens when the president’s handlers sit him in front of a nonstop stream of AI videos in lieu of presidential briefings. He has no idea what is real.
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It was a good day.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social How long before we get Flacco meltdown curious?
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Bad Bunny plays God Bless the USA in Spanish I will spray my sweatpants.
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
U2 sucks ass,
Phish can take a hike,
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Guys whose turn is it to bring donuts to the Antifa meeting this week?
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did not need that second white claw
September 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We must will this to happen
September 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Noah Wyle is literally more qualified
“When it comes to .. raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, look him in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm.”

— Casey Means, Trump’s latest surgeon-general nominee.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Picks a ‘MAHA’ Movement Leader for Surgeon General
The president said he would nominate Dr. Casey Means, a California doctor and wellness influencer, to be the next surgeon general.
www.wsj.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Never wanna be the one to beard shame Michael Cera, but
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hey society how's it goin'
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🎶 O, CANADA 🎶
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by Frank Hajdu
the boys when it turns out Strom Thurmond and Elon Musk are having to devour feculence on the same night
a man in a marching band uniform has the letters lm on it
Alt: Mr. Milchick and the Lumon marching band dancing
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ok some things are shocking
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wedding vows should include breaking down Amazon boxes.
March 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Grateful to have witnessed the first coolness reassignment surgery
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's weird when people talk about 2026 and 2028 as if free & fair elections will still be a thing.
Justice Dept. to Review Election Tampering Conviction of Pro-Trump Clerk
The decision, revealed in a filing in a Colorado clerk’s bid to overturn her conviction, marks another example of President Trump’s Justice Department intervening to aid supporters or go after foes.
www.nytimes.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dems should shed suits altogether throughout this administration.
March 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Best White Lotus theory thus far
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
ICYMI: The Dunk Contest in < 10 min
Every Dunk in the 2025 NBA Slam Dunk Contest
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Frank Hajdu
(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)

"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM