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hell yeah brother
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it's the 10 year anniversary of a very important study
June 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Her name is Rosie: "A lot of vendors are undocumented and can't be here today. So those of us who can, we gotta show up"
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Me talking about Cats (2019)
Dismissing a complex and engaging (but flawed) narrative made by thousands of talented artists in one word because it didn't match what you would have made (despite having never made anything like it yourself) is cruel and beneath you. Is it bad? Or were your standards impossible and unrealistic?
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Land acknowledgement in a ketamine clinic ad on Lex is just. If I wrote it as a joke scenario it would be critiqued as “a little on the nose”
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
TONY GILROY DROP THE NIAMOS DANCE ALBUM IMMEDIATELY
April 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
April 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Putting aside that capitalist mindset is all about maximizing the now and not worrying about the later, what have the democrats done in the last decade that makes conservatives think they'll take advantage of any of this?
I think what’s most striking about the last few months is how rarely anyone in the GOP applies this simple test. A lot of checks and balances rely on this kind of worrying about precedent but it’s now totally absent, as if they don’t think they’ll ever be out of power again.
Listen to this National Review writer. (Although I would prefer it if people supported the First Amendment on principle, not just out of self-interest.)
April 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Ketchup is the People’s Studio
Victory! Coyote vs Acme has been SAVED.
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Calling sabrina carpenter pedobaiting is crazy to me because she's just small. And like also we grew up with brittany spears singing hit me baby one more time in a literal school girl outfit??????
March 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The butch/femme autozone commercial is crazy
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Didn't the dems *just* try this "but they were an early supporter of gay marriage!" to try and distract from all the ways they're right wing with Kamala?
Okay so you know all about his gleeful destruction of homeless encampments, his capitulation to anti-trans agitators, and all the other ways he’s let down the people who have supported him over the years
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Steak n shake is fascist and in and out is christian maaaaaaan
unexpected turn of events to see the retro burger joint go full fascist burger and posting nazi dogwhistles. i feel so insane, look at the state of things dawg
March 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I like (recorded theatrical) musicals because there's so much going on it's like candy for my adhd. It's like. If the story is boring, I can pay attention to the vocal runs. If the song is bad, I can appreciate the choreo and stage design. If all of those are bad then I'm watching Hamilton
March 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Btwn all the various love islands, iain stirling is doing LI vo for like, 4? 5? shows. And it's not like he can batch record them since they release basically next day. Wonder how he's doing, I feel like I'd get burnt the fuck out, but maybe the check is good
March 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Libs spent 4 years laughing about qanon and right wing grifters and then immediately turned around and starting supporting a liberal qanon grifter lmao
God damnit we already did 2017
Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself before taking the field for Kendrick Lamar’s show. “Are you going to take a stand?”
The Inside Story of the Super Bowl Halftime Performer Who Raised a Palestine and Sudan Flag
“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself before taking the field for Kendrick Lamar’s show. “Are you going to take a stand?”
interc.pt
February 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm watching Spirit for the first time and I was gonna joke about how the opening monologue is wrong because horses aren't actually native to "the west" or america, but that's been obliterated by his mom giving birth and then singing w bryan adam's voice
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Elephant calf update: very baby
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The older I get the more I see the carceral mindset built into Americans as the biggest hurdle to a successful socialist project. Americans would rather have revenge than justice
1. This is an edited propaganda photo of an ICE propaganda photo from 2018.

2. You’re either for ICE raids or you’re against them. If the photo were real it would be sad, not funny. Are your 🌊🌊 politics a sport, or an expression of the fundamental worth of every human?
January 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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actually the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Honestly the reason why bluesky isn't gonna take off is y'all are dumb but in a corny way instead of a gas leak insane way like the freaks on twitter
It is poor form to steal someone else's Bluesky posts, down to copying my screenshot, without any credit

Left (8:55 AM); Right (9:06 AM)

This is engagement farming and it results in people following folks who engage in this kind of unethical practice, rather than people putting in the work
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM