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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Okay I've now seen the gay hockey show and I'm utterly obsessed.
Times I fucking LOST MY MIND, a (largely spoiler-free) thread:
Times I fucking LOST MY MIND, a (largely spoiler-free) thread:
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Okay I've now seen the gay hockey show and I'm utterly obsessed.
Times I fucking LOST MY MIND, a (largely spoiler-free) thread:
Times I fucking LOST MY MIND, a (largely spoiler-free) thread:
Work has been slow on Fridays.
I wonder if my boss will like my idea to drum up business with Fujoshi Fridays.
I wonder if my boss will like my idea to drum up business with Fujoshi Fridays.
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Work has been slow on Fridays.
I wonder if my boss will like my idea to drum up business with Fujoshi Fridays.
I wonder if my boss will like my idea to drum up business with Fujoshi Fridays.
IDK if the gay hockey show is really all that popular, or if a few of my friends are just fujoing the fuck out rn.
And to straight hockey boys new to the fujoshi lifestyle....welcome to the resistance.
And to straight hockey boys new to the fujoshi lifestyle....welcome to the resistance.
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
IDK if the gay hockey show is really all that popular, or if a few of my friends are just fujoing the fuck out rn.
And to straight hockey boys new to the fujoshi lifestyle....welcome to the resistance.
And to straight hockey boys new to the fujoshi lifestyle....welcome to the resistance.
Customer: "what's your favorite drink to make?"
Me: "well, tonight is only my second night bartending here. So I don't have a ton of experience... But we have a cocktail that's just pouring 5 ounces of batched cocktail over ice. So. I love having one I can't fuck up."
Me: "well, tonight is only my second night bartending here. So I don't have a ton of experience... But we have a cocktail that's just pouring 5 ounces of batched cocktail over ice. So. I love having one I can't fuck up."
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Customer: "what's your favorite drink to make?"
Me: "well, tonight is only my second night bartending here. So I don't have a ton of experience... But we have a cocktail that's just pouring 5 ounces of batched cocktail over ice. So. I love having one I can't fuck up."
Me: "well, tonight is only my second night bartending here. So I don't have a ton of experience... But we have a cocktail that's just pouring 5 ounces of batched cocktail over ice. So. I love having one I can't fuck up."
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
"and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because the social determinants of health are a very real and tangible thing we ignore..."
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because the social determinants of health are a very real and tangible thing we ignore..."
My favorite part of being on ice watch today was when a guy gave me a pamphlet encouraging me to wear the hijab, when I'm covered head to toe in 3+ layers bc it's 20 degrees out.
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My favorite part of being on ice watch today was when a guy gave me a pamphlet encouraging me to wear the hijab, when I'm covered head to toe in 3+ layers bc it's 20 degrees out.
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU GUYS
LOOK!
LOOKLOOKLOOK!
POPPER HOT SAUCE!!!!!
YOU GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU GUYS
LOOK!
LOOKLOOKLOOK!
POPPER HOT SAUCE!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU GUYS
LOOK!
LOOKLOOKLOOK!
POPPER HOT SAUCE!!!!!
YOU GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU GUYS
LOOK!
LOOKLOOKLOOK!
POPPER HOT SAUCE!!!!!
Heartbreaking: woman who would have been revered as a goddess or perhaps a priestess 1,000 years ago currently being called "sir" while hauling food scraps around a hospital.
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heartbreaking: woman who would have been revered as a goddess or perhaps a priestess 1,000 years ago currently being called "sir" while hauling food scraps around a hospital.
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Back on my bullshit (playing Zelda randomizer)
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Back on my bullshit (playing Zelda randomizer)
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Inspired by the videos made by Dankmus, I made my own surreal musical remix of a Simpsons episode - but with a dash of animutation flavour, of course.
So sit back, put your brain on cruise control, and have the best spring break ever!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Aw...
#simpsons #remix #springbreak
So sit back, put your brain on cruise control, and have the best spring break ever!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Aw...
#simpsons #remix #springbreak
Dorkus Malorkus (SPRING BREAK!)
YouTube video by TmsT
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December 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Inspired by the videos made by Dankmus, I made my own surreal musical remix of a Simpsons episode - but with a dash of animutation flavour, of course.
So sit back, put your brain on cruise control, and have the best spring break ever!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Aw...
#simpsons #remix #springbreak
So sit back, put your brain on cruise control, and have the best spring break ever!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Aw...
#simpsons #remix #springbreak
All I'm hearing is that the planet-killing plagiarism machine sucks so bad you had to wrestle it to the ground to get it to do what you want...and the product still lives in the uncanny valley.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
All I'm hearing is that the planet-killing plagiarism machine sucks so bad you had to wrestle it to the ground to get it to do what you want...and the product still lives in the uncanny valley.
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
Customer: oh yeah, in super into Yaoi shit.
Me: *becomes a portal to gay hell, and unstoppable font of homosexuality*
Customer: I meant like...demons and cryptids...
Me: oh...OH! You mean Yokai!! Yaoi is like, boy love...
Customer: 😐😳
Me: 😳💀
Me: *becomes a portal to gay hell, and unstoppable font of homosexuality*
Customer: I meant like...demons and cryptids...
Me: oh...OH! You mean Yokai!! Yaoi is like, boy love...
Customer: 😐😳
Me: 😳💀
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Customer: oh yeah, in super into Yaoi shit.
Me: *becomes a portal to gay hell, and unstoppable font of homosexuality*
Customer: I meant like...demons and cryptids...
Me: oh...OH! You mean Yokai!! Yaoi is like, boy love...
Customer: 😐😳
Me: 😳💀
Me: *becomes a portal to gay hell, and unstoppable font of homosexuality*
Customer: I meant like...demons and cryptids...
Me: oh...OH! You mean Yokai!! Yaoi is like, boy love...
Customer: 😐😳
Me: 😳💀
I can't be trusted with the aux at work because my playlist so far this morning. Has been George Clinton, Tyler Childers, KATSEYE, and Dr. Dog and I'm living my absolute best life. I'm sure anyone else would be suffering from whiplash
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can't be trusted with the aux at work because my playlist so far this morning. Has been George Clinton, Tyler Childers, KATSEYE, and Dr. Dog and I'm living my absolute best life. I'm sure anyone else would be suffering from whiplash
I know I'm a girl's girl because there was a minute today where I thought a close friend was cheating on his partner, and my immediate reaction was "I hope that isn't true ... I'd hate to kill him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I know I'm a girl's girl because there was a minute today where I thought a close friend was cheating on his partner, and my immediate reaction was "I hope that isn't true ... I'd hate to kill him."
Multiple people at work today said "happy trans day of remembrance" to me
I was like "it's not that kind of holiday, but thanks for the thought"
I was like "it's not that kind of holiday, but thanks for the thought"
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Multiple people at work today said "happy trans day of remembrance" to me
I was like "it's not that kind of holiday, but thanks for the thought"
I was like "it's not that kind of holiday, but thanks for the thought"
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
I came across a bathroom that matched my outfit and I became the most insufferable bitch imaginable.
My hubris climbed to heights where I started posing for a new armpit-focused only fans.
My hubris climbed to heights where I started posing for a new armpit-focused only fans.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I came across a bathroom that matched my outfit and I became the most insufferable bitch imaginable.
My hubris climbed to heights where I started posing for a new armpit-focused only fans.
My hubris climbed to heights where I started posing for a new armpit-focused only fans.
I want to spend time unwinding with my wife but she watches the most stressful shit imaginable to relax.
She's working and passively watching the active shooter episode of The Pitt while I'm sitting on the other side of the couch crying about the separated mother and son. I can't handle this
She's working and passively watching the active shooter episode of The Pitt while I'm sitting on the other side of the couch crying about the separated mother and son. I can't handle this
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I want to spend time unwinding with my wife but she watches the most stressful shit imaginable to relax.
She's working and passively watching the active shooter episode of The Pitt while I'm sitting on the other side of the couch crying about the separated mother and son. I can't handle this
She's working and passively watching the active shooter episode of The Pitt while I'm sitting on the other side of the couch crying about the separated mother and son. I can't handle this
When I say I was born in the wrong body I mean that I'm Daria Morgendorffer somehow made three dimensional.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When I say I was born in the wrong body I mean that I'm Daria Morgendorffer somehow made three dimensional.
My least conservative opinion is that I hate it when we couch our stances on things everyone should have.
When we say "full time workers should have X" or "the most poor people should have Y" I get you're going for broader appeal, but I get a little heated bc it's about things everyone needs.
When we say "full time workers should have X" or "the most poor people should have Y" I get you're going for broader appeal, but I get a little heated bc it's about things everyone needs.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My least conservative opinion is that I hate it when we couch our stances on things everyone should have.
When we say "full time workers should have X" or "the most poor people should have Y" I get you're going for broader appeal, but I get a little heated bc it's about things everyone needs.
When we say "full time workers should have X" or "the most poor people should have Y" I get you're going for broader appeal, but I get a little heated bc it's about things everyone needs.