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Circling a festive drain
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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
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P. Craig Russell, from Elric: The Dreaming City, 1982
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Running over the mushroom village with a lawnmower
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Ideas will warm the mind of your heart
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Can’t sleep. Keep thinking about slithering through the tunnels deep underground
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Logging a Grinch sighting on iNaturalist
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can’t wait for the yearly reminder from great aunt Susan that it’s never too late to access my latent psychic abilities
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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i think i saw your man making a tactical retreat earlier
November 7, 2023 at 4:08 AM
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me & the girls trimming the christmas tree
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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hate it when the green lion devours the sun
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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If you struggle with "small talk", just remember that "small" is in the name! Find something small near you, perhaps an ant, and narrate its actions, discuss its plans and motivations. Social success will follow.
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Importing my contacts and opening my feed to find it full of doom-laden posts from The Eternal Worm
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Going out on the balcony, cupping my hands to my mouth, and bellowing 'HOT DOG SUPPER' into the air like the dogs in 101 dalmations. Likeminded heroes echoing my call
July 8, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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Getting mesmerized by the moving image is cringe
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by omnipotent unknowable forces beyond the comprehension of mere mortals
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You love to be evicted a week before Christmas ✨
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Evening sky report
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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cashier: are you in the army?

me (wearing full army uniform and hat that says I Am In The Army): no
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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new ritualized behavior unlocked. return to hub area to equip
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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happy birthday <3
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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i got you all primitive stone tools for christmas
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Let’s replace laughter with screaming just for the day I think we’ll all feel better
March 16, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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hairy woodpecker #birds
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM