Paul Campbell
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Paul Campbell
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I contain multitudes.
This is surprising. I’m not sure it’s legal to use targets, but I’m sure they’d be better 🎯
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
HEY YOU KIDS OUT THERE LISTEN UP. USE YOUR BLOCKER ON BLOCKER-SIDE SHOTS!
JAKE WALMAN THROWS IT OUT FRONT AND BEATS JET GREAVES!

📹: @PrimeVideoCA | #LetsGoOilers
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Has a horror movie ever featured a scene where a person opens the door to let their dog back in at night, and what comes bounding through isn’t your dog? Whether it’s a wild animal or something supernatural, I think about this daily.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
5 mins into the Blair Witch, I told my kids it was a documentary.

They haven’t so much as blinked for the last half hour.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It every other journalist doesn’t repeat Mark’s question (asking nothing else) until it’s answered, every outlet is craven. I don’t even care if you personally believe the players are totally innocent and the team is perfectly justified to employ them. The principle’s too important to politicize.
The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5.

Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing.

My story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
As Hockey Canada players’ NHL return nears, how will they be embraced by their new teams?
The players carry significant baggage, and signing them could come at a cost for teams that goes beyond finances.
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is there a good reason why manufacturers don’t make non-elastic toe-ties or straps with their pads? The Warrior system is simple and elegant. If the already adjustable strap was made a bit longer and without elastic, I feel like it would be perfect. Am I missing something?
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Boredom is unappreciated serenity.
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Baseball looks like the easiest major sport, and it’s not close. How long would it take you to be exposed as a non-player if you were a right fielder batting at the bottom of the order?

In football, basketball, soccer, hockey, tennis, golf etc, you’d be discovered in seconds.
foltbal.basketball
June 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Carey Price deserves to be in the Hall of Fame because he was easily the most famous goaltender of his era, and his name remains synonymous with goaltending excellence. It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Objective Career Excellence. Put the famous people in.
June 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Salary Cap
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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bad news: life’s been feeling like george brett at the bellagio

good news: my therapist never heard of george brett so i got to see someone watch this video for the first time
George Brett shits his pants [WITH SUBTITLES]
YouTube video by pantyburp
youtu.be
June 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
LLMs are what happen when you put autocorrect on steroids. That’s all.
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The embodiment of Canadian hockey values is Patrice Bergeron.

The embodiment of Finnish hockey values is Aleksander Barkov.

These players are functionally identical.

Therefore

Canadian and Finnish hockey values are the same.

Discuss.
June 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
TLDR: Florida wins because they’re fucken stacked.
So hockey is again going to go through the Strong Link vs Weak Link argument.

FLA is perceived as an argument for the Weak Link side (better bottom end roster/more depth).

Teams like EDM and TOR are perceived as Strong Link sides (elite high end & significant flaws at the bottom).
June 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Listening to right wing American Christian radio right now, and holy shit, it’s a very different world than I’m used to. I think it’s good for me. Check back in a week to see if I’ve become unrecognizable.
June 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Anybody trying to put Skinner on Team Canada needs to be investigated as an enemy of the state.
June 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“God himself couldn’t sink this ship.”
Prediction: no he won't
June 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You can shoot a man on 5th Avenue and nobody says a thing. But shoot the puck over the glass and you pay the price.
June 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’d have mixed feelings if my fans cheer for me sounded like booing.
June 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let’s bring JT to Montreal too. He and Mitch can finally bring the Cup home to Toronto next summer, wearing the bleu, blanc, et rouge.
Here are the NHL C's who had a higher pts/60 this year than John Tavares (3.25):

L Draisaitl 4.16
C McDavid 4.06
N MacKinnon 3.87
J Eichel 3.57
M Duchene 3.50 (UFA)
R Thomas 3.48
D Strome 3.45
A Matthews 3.41
S Crosby 3.35
S Monahan 3.33
B Point 3.28

11 guys.

He was tied with N Suzuki.
June 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’ve convinced myself that Marner would be incredible in Montreal. Please tell me why I’m wrong.
June 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Never been so freaked out in a theatre as when I realized that the man whose entire lineage is destined to be wiped out in the latest Final Destination is named Paul Campbell 💀💀💀
May 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen
May 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM