Watson Neith
@watsonneith.bsky.social
A person overly concerned with books. Stories published in Translunar Travellers Lounge, We're Here 2021 (Neon Hemlock), Strange Machines (Apex), Nature Futures.
Thinking about this skit for about the three thousandth time.
BLEEDING KANSAS #comedy #humor #standupcomedy #standup #history #usa #johnbrown #comics #panderking
YouTube video by Curtis Cook
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December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thinking about this skit for about the three thousandth time.
Boomer parents texting me so I can explain buttered Jorts to them.
This involved telling them what jorts are, introducing them to Reddit, and a soupçon of union discourse. I'm a little fearful of the results.
This involved telling them what jorts are, introducing them to Reddit, and a soupçon of union discourse. I'm a little fearful of the results.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Boomer parents texting me so I can explain buttered Jorts to them.
This involved telling them what jorts are, introducing them to Reddit, and a soupçon of union discourse. I'm a little fearful of the results.
This involved telling them what jorts are, introducing them to Reddit, and a soupçon of union discourse. I'm a little fearful of the results.
Occasionally Zoë interrupts me at my desk until I follow her to a rug, whereupon she sits and demands I pull the rug around the apartment. She'll bring a toy or attack the fringe during the ride.
Lately she's realized she can get back on if she steps off. So the rides don't need to end.
Lately she's realized she can get back on if she steps off. So the rides don't need to end.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Occasionally Zoë interrupts me at my desk until I follow her to a rug, whereupon she sits and demands I pull the rug around the apartment. She'll bring a toy or attack the fringe during the ride.
Lately she's realized she can get back on if she steps off. So the rides don't need to end.
Lately she's realized she can get back on if she steps off. So the rides don't need to end.
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf because we haven't even started and you can already hear the jeering from the upper balcony.
I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf because we haven't even started and you can already hear the jeering from the upper balcony.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
-red fox
-woodchuck
-black squirrel
-river otter
-townsend's mole
-red fox
-woodchuck
-black squirrel
-river otter
-townsend's mole
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
- coyote
- kangaroo
- western rattlesnake
- turkey vulture
- porcupine
- coyote
- kangaroo
- western rattlesnake
- turkey vulture
- porcupine
Little blurry thing moving fast
Large dark shape standing still
Bird?
Squirrel!
Possum
Large dark shape standing still
Bird?
Squirrel!
Possum
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
-red fox
-woodchuck
-black squirrel
-river otter
-townsend's mole
-red fox
-woodchuck
-black squirrel
-river otter
-townsend's mole
Me, a little too enthusiastically: it's a holiday, time to assemble some IKEA!
The open box:
The open box:
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me, a little too enthusiastically: it's a holiday, time to assemble some IKEA!
The open box:
The open box:
Trying to explain tariffs and supply chains to my pickiest cat so she understands why we don't have her only preferred food is not going well.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Trying to explain tariffs and supply chains to my pickiest cat so she understands why we don't have her only preferred food is not going well.
Top 5 film genres
- no plot, just punching
- no plot, just trading quips
-humans are definitely the villains (not sure anyone involved with the film knows that, though)
-no plot, just choreography and set design
-brooding (subtitled because half the dialogue is inaudible)
- no plot, just punching
- no plot, just trading quips
-humans are definitely the villains (not sure anyone involved with the film knows that, though)
-no plot, just choreography and set design
-brooding (subtitled because half the dialogue is inaudible)
Top 5 film genres
-one director’s quixotic and extravagant labor of love
-something awful has happened and nobody will ever know precisely what or why
-cool monsters
-this Hays code embodiment of a transatlantic accent wants to fuck
-I Hate The Upper Class But Damn They Know How to Dress
-one director’s quixotic and extravagant labor of love
-something awful has happened and nobody will ever know precisely what or why
-cool monsters
-this Hays code embodiment of a transatlantic accent wants to fuck
-I Hate The Upper Class But Damn They Know How to Dress
Top five film genres:
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Top 5 film genres
- no plot, just punching
- no plot, just trading quips
-humans are definitely the villains (not sure anyone involved with the film knows that, though)
-no plot, just choreography and set design
-brooding (subtitled because half the dialogue is inaudible)
- no plot, just punching
- no plot, just trading quips
-humans are definitely the villains (not sure anyone involved with the film knows that, though)
-no plot, just choreography and set design
-brooding (subtitled because half the dialogue is inaudible)
I feel like I've made a mistake being online this week. Maybe this lifetime. My refusal to take time and touch grass has led to me reading too many Epstein emails and now I can't decide whether I should puke or punch a brick wall.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I feel like I've made a mistake being online this week. Maybe this lifetime. My refusal to take time and touch grass has led to me reading too many Epstein emails and now I can't decide whether I should puke or punch a brick wall.
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FINE, fiiiiine, I did it. I'm making a newsletter so people can keep up on shop updates. I generally only do a shop drop once a season at most so this combined with my aversion to emails makes it so I physically cannot spam your inbox.
join if you want updates from me
www.pamwishbow.com/news
join if you want updates from me
www.pamwishbow.com/news
news — PAM WISHBOW
www.pamwishbow.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FINE, fiiiiine, I did it. I'm making a newsletter so people can keep up on shop updates. I generally only do a shop drop once a season at most so this combined with my aversion to emails makes it so I physically cannot spam your inbox.
join if you want updates from me
www.pamwishbow.com/news
join if you want updates from me
www.pamwishbow.com/news
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We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection.
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection.
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
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Mayor Katie Wilson? It's Sure Looking Likely!
Wilson surges in the final big batch of ballots that remained uncounted, moving above 50 percent.
publicola.com/2025/11/11/m...
Wilson surges in the final big batch of ballots that remained uncounted, moving above 50 percent.
publicola.com/2025/11/11/m...
Mayor Katie Wilson? It's Sure Looking That Way! - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett Mayoral candidate Katie Wilson edged above 50 percent of the vote on Tuesday, in the final…
publicola.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Mayor Katie Wilson? It's Sure Looking Likely!
Wilson surges in the final big batch of ballots that remained uncounted, moving above 50 percent.
publicola.com/2025/11/11/m...
Wilson surges in the final big batch of ballots that remained uncounted, moving above 50 percent.
publicola.com/2025/11/11/m...
Tuesday ballot count just dropped. "KING 5 has reached out to Harrell for comment at least five times in since Nov. 10. He has not responded to requests."
Wilson extends lead over Harrell in Seattle's mayoral race
Tuesday's ballot drop extended Wilson's lead over Harrell by 1,346 votes. She was ahead by just 91 votes on Monday. The race is still too close to call.
www.king5.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tuesday ballot count just dropped. "KING 5 has reached out to Harrell for comment at least five times in since Nov. 10. He has not responded to requests."
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1/ Seattle! 2000 ballots need signatures (updates or didn't sign)!! Tell your friends to check their ballot status here: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/... And if you have time between now & Nov. 14, volunteer to help cure votes: linktr.ee/Wilsonforsea... ("Ballot Chasing for Katie Wilson")
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
1/ Seattle! 2000 ballots need signatures (updates or didn't sign)!! Tell your friends to check their ballot status here: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/... And if you have time between now & Nov. 14, volunteer to help cure votes: linktr.ee/Wilsonforsea... ("Ballot Chasing for Katie Wilson")
"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict."
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict."
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Between Dick Cheney kicking it and the wins of Mamdani, Sherrill, et al, today has been pretty great.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Between Dick Cheney kicking it and the wins of Mamdani, Sherrill, et al, today has been pretty great.
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Today is #ElectionDay in 39 states across the country. Know your voting rights!
Images: When We All Vote
Images: When We All Vote
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Today is #ElectionDay in 39 states across the country. Know your voting rights!
Images: When We All Vote
Images: When We All Vote
Ah, the simple pleasure of checking your hold list at the library and then wondering if you should be responsible and delay some of them (never).
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ah, the simple pleasure of checking your hold list at the library and then wondering if you should be responsible and delay some of them (never).
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Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
I came back from a couple days out of town and my roommate got new nightlights and this is how that went down:
Me: these are amazing
RM: (inaudible)
Me, getting closer: why is the light purple?
RM: They're actually fly traps, we had a problem, wait, don't get—Jesus, stop that, you are not a fly.
Me: these are amazing
RM: (inaudible)
Me, getting closer: why is the light purple?
RM: They're actually fly traps, we had a problem, wait, don't get—Jesus, stop that, you are not a fly.
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I came back from a couple days out of town and my roommate got new nightlights and this is how that went down:
Me: these are amazing
RM: (inaudible)
Me, getting closer: why is the light purple?
RM: They're actually fly traps, we had a problem, wait, don't get—Jesus, stop that, you are not a fly.
Me: these are amazing
RM: (inaudible)
Me, getting closer: why is the light purple?
RM: They're actually fly traps, we had a problem, wait, don't get—Jesus, stop that, you are not a fly.
This is the most feral book I've ever read and I ate it
all
of
it
Come for the horny sapphic entanglements, stay for the feast.
all
of
it
Come for the horny sapphic entanglements, stay for the feast.
The Starving Saints: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is the most feral book I've ever read and I ate it
all
of
it
Come for the horny sapphic entanglements, stay for the feast.
all
of
it
Come for the horny sapphic entanglements, stay for the feast.
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I don't have a platform so I don't post often, but Ruaa's is one of the GoFundMes that I have been supporting with what I can. I know it is easy to think that things are fine now that there is a ceasefire. But the border is still closed, food is only slowly getting into Gaza, and most homes have 1/2
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't have a platform so I don't post often, but Ruaa's is one of the GoFundMes that I have been supporting with what I can. I know it is easy to think that things are fine now that there is a ceasefire. But the border is still closed, food is only slowly getting into Gaza, and most homes have 1/2
I don't have a platform so I don't post often, but Ruaa's is one of the GoFundMes that I have been supporting with what I can. I know it is easy to think that things are fine now that there is a ceasefire. But the border is still closed, food is only slowly getting into Gaza, and most homes have 1/2
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't have a platform so I don't post often, but Ruaa's is one of the GoFundMes that I have been supporting with what I can. I know it is easy to think that things are fine now that there is a ceasefire. But the border is still closed, food is only slowly getting into Gaza, and most homes have 1/2