Balki Bartokomous
wargote4.bsky.social
Balki Bartokomous
@wargote4.bsky.social
The plural of anecdote is not data
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My Apple Watch gave me credit for a Stand Hour while I was on the toilet.
Not sure what that says about 1) the Apple Watch and 2) me
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who could have seen this coming?
It's really something that the Pelicans were like "let's turn our franchise over to the guys most responsible for that Pistons team that had the longest losing streak in NBA history" and it's not going very well.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Inconceivable!
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We’re living in a simulation now. This can’t possibly be real life
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Balki Bartokomous
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is insane
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I initially read “cancer face” as one thing. Like a face that people with cancer have/make. Or a face that makes you higher risk for cancer.
I was very confused.
I probably need some sleep
June 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey yall. Where can I bring all these aluminum cans to recycle?
June 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just a small mistake today on W Esplanade
June 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
MASH was such a great show
I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale.

Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan.
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by Balki Bartokomous
😭😭😭
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have no time to be bothered by these expensive thoughts. I am going to take a nap
May 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
LOL
These NOLAREADY alerts about capturing another escaped OPP inmate are beginning to feel like the lousiest Count Von Count game ever.
a group of sesame street characters are standing together
ALT: a group of sesame street characters are standing together
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And thus ends one of the dumbest rebrandings ever
Max is changing its name back to… HBO Max.
May 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Balki Bartokomous
It really is this simple.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This right here
Less than six months ago, Dr Pepper passed Pepsi for the #2 spot. Now Sprite has passed it for #3.

The world may be falling apart, but I'm glad here at the end that humanity has finally answered the question "Is Pepsi ok?" with a resounding "No"

www.marketingdive.com/news/how-spr...
How Sprite surpassed Pepsi by living and breathing pop culture
The Coca-Cola brand, which relaunched its “Obey Your Thirst” platform last year, recently became the No. 3 carbonated soft drink in the U.S.
www.marketingdive.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is an amazing thread
A #MedSky thread in honor of Met Gala 2025 featuring this years fashion plus old favorites and the only thing as fascinating as gala looks

Blood cells.

Obviously
1/
May 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
New Great Seal of the US
May 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Mark, we need your definitive take on whether or not the Narcissist in Chief has a Sith lightsaber. Or is it just kinda glowing orange because of all his makeup?
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wait, no more penny?!
lmao Hannity's Trump accomplishments ticker got even more pathetic
April 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We agree with you ma’am
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eliminate testing, poof it no longer exists!
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wonder if the Papal Seagull will come back to help with the conclave
April 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
100% correct.
One person suggested to me the recent drama with his partner(s) was the nail in the coffin.

I think that's absolutely hypocritical from a group that pursued Deshaun Watson
This is madness, surely? Sounds like decisions made for reasons outside of basketball. I guess apart from trading Zion...which I'm against, unless we luck into Flagg. Man alive.
April 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM